A/N On the second day of Christmas my true love gave to me... A Toy. 😏
"Do not use before signing the user agreement and sanitizing," I finished reading the generic instructions to myself and frowned at the thing I've waited more than a month for. Is it really that big of a deal? I mean I know that quirk based tech is still pretty experimental but still. This seems over the top. After all most of the quirk based technology is similar in regards to hero equipment in how it works for some but not everyone.
I look at it again, it's about four inches long and maybe three quarters of an inch thick and frown again. I better read the user agreement, because I'm thinking about just sending it back. By the end I was ready to throw it all in the trash until I saw the manual instructions.
"After sanitizing, place all four inches in your mouth while thinking of your fantasy. Clean thoroughly and it will be ready for use in one hour. Note: it will not change shape or size again after this process. The more details of the person you fantasize about that you know the better the results," I read aloud before I saw another note by the diagram of the product. "Make sure all doors are locked during the first use. It can pull objects of your fantasy towards you if not." Okay, I laughed at that one.
No better time than the present I guess. I picked up the thing and completed the care instructions and once it cooled off I put it in my mouth before hitting play on the video I took at the gym last week. No better way to fantasize than while looking at him.
Thick, bulging muscles, sweat sliding down and the grunts of effort he made with each rep had me touching places in moments. I almost jumped when I remembered to shut my door. Just because I wasn't using the thing in my mouth didn't mean I wanted him to walk in and see me watching a video like this. The video was short, all things said and done, it was only ten minutes long but I didn't stop it before the end and now I'm all needy.
The way his eyes sparkled when he realized I was looking at him and how his smile widened, brightening the very room. "Kacchan?" His voice slightly raw thanks to either the prolonged silence or effort, I couldn't tell which. And I hit pause right when he looked directly at the camera. Not that he knew I was recording or anything, it was my phone. He probably thought I was recording the work out that I just did because I do actually keep track of what I do and when.
Still the screen showed his face looking up at me hopefully and I hopped out of my seat and double checked the locks on the front door and I carefully closed the door to my bedroom. He shouldn't be here for another hour still, probably longer thanks to him always helping someone with something or another.
I make sure the thing in my mouth is carefully placed so I wouldn't gag before pulling out an old one, a generic one. I restarted the video from the beginning and by the time it was over I was a mess. It really has been far too long since I could take care of myself. I sit up and pull the one out of my mouth before putting it under my pillow for later. I'm off tomorrow and I need to actually focus on myself if I plan to get by living with the sexually frustrating man for much longer.
Thanks to our oh so wonderful parents we are roommates. Twenty years old, we moved to the city right after graduation because that was where most of the crime was. It was where they needed us the most but the local agency couldn't keep paying our rent and well we couldn't either. Now that the local agency has been all but cut loose from public funding, which resulted in even less heroes than before. It was actually my hag who thought it would be a great idea for us to move in together. It would cost more to get a three bedroom than one but it was cheaper than just getting a two and we both agreed that we needed a home gym thanks to our profession, even if it was just a small one. So the end result was that the extra large master bedroom was turned into the gym with the larger bathroom to help wash after the fact while the other two, smaller bedrooms were split between us. It ended up working out pretty okay with one exception.
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FanfictionHere are some quick story ideas that wouldn't leave me alone while I'm trying to write other stuff. Arg! Lol so Anyway... I do not claim ownership of either My Hero Acadmia or the art or music used. I have toyed with the idea of lyric prank stories...
