My Hero Oneshots

Married? 🍋

A/N Happy Valentine's Day everyone! 💖 

"And who can tell me what caused World War VI?" Aizawa Sensei asked, sounding just as bored as any other day, or should I say tired, but I quickly raised my hand anyway and answered. I finally got one correct! I could hear Kacchan grumbling about me getting far too excited over something so simple but otherwise that was it.

It's been nice, Kacchan still gets irritated by me a lot but he invites me to play video games on Fridays or if he goes out with his friends instead I'm usually invited and on Saturdays we will work out together regardless of if All Might is around or not. It's nice.

Images of last week pass through my mind and I can't help looking down at my notebook again. Aunty was in a car accident last month, right after Kacchan started including me in his life again, she is fine but now he goes home every Wednesday to check on her and Uncle and cook a couple meals for them. Aunty will be on crutches for the rest of her life, so she doesn't like cooking like she used to. Not that she ever really cooked before, Uncle did but she loved to stand by and watch him. I went with Kacchan one week and I saw how Uncle couldn't even bring himself to walk into the kitchen. Aunty usually heats up their food and brings it to him or he will order take out. I don't understand.

Last week though Kacchan was standing at the stove and cooking a regular spicy curry, and when I asked if I could help with anything he didn't get mad, he didn't yell at me or make fun of me, any of those would have been preferable. No, he started crying. He didn't stop what he was doing as his tears silently trailed down his cheek, he just kept cooking. So I stood next to him and watched in silence, not knowing what to do but knowing that I needed to be there.

Yesterday he asked if I was planning on coming today and it felt more like he was asking me to come than asking if I was planning to.

Class went on like normal and right before the lunch bell rang Kacchan fell out of his chair cursing loudly. Huh, he has been so quiet since the accident. Did he hurt himself?

Wait, when did he get so big?

"Why in the fuck am I back in highschool? I was in the Bahamas! My honeymoon will be fucking over by the time that I-," Kacchan was ranting but I'm not the only one staring.

"Kacchan? Why are you only wrapped in a sheet?" I asked quickly, taking off my jacket to try and cover him, actually it looks like he could wear it, I mean his shoulders could usually fit but he normally needs his waist cinched. That is not the case right now. So thick and-.

He grabbed the jacket and laid it across his lap, pulling the sheet up to cover something dark on the side of his neck. Did he get another scar there?

"I was on my fucking honeymoon, take a fucking guess why I'm only wrapped up in a fucking sheet!" He ground out through his teeth.

"Someone actually agreed to marry you?" Uraraka asked without any hesitation at all and I frowned in her direction. Why would someone say no to Kacchan? Ever?

Before I could say anything though, Kacchan snapped about her being "a closeted bitch that no one wants!"

"What does that mean?" I asked, frowning while my mind raced to figure it out. What would Uraraka have to do with a closet except putting her clothes away in one?

"Bro, please don't think about it. Ever," Kirishima sighed but that only made me more curious. Kirishima already knows? Then why don't I? I look around to see Kaminari shaking his head in much the same way as Kirishima and Sero was covering his red face. They all know?

"Ponytail, make me some clothes would ya? It's fucking cold in here. What year is it? Obviously none of you are supposed to be here in my timeline," Kacchan groaned and he awkwardly moved to the back of the room before glaring at everyone until they turned towards the front, including me.