My Hero Oneshots

Consent 🍋

A/N On the eleventh day of Christmas my true love gave to me... 😏

"Thank you so much for saving me!" The young man smiled as if he were meeting his hero but then again, I guess he was.

"No problem at all, it's what heroes do," I chuckled before running off and trying to find where I'm needed next. But it was slow going, a building had collapsed thanks to a villain with a vibrate/ earthquake like ability but thankfully there weren't too many people hurt and no one seemed to have actually died so that's good news at least. By the time I was actually dismissed for the day I was beyond exhausted but I was at least able to take a shower before going home. I still took a bath when I got home, trying to let the long day soak away but it didn't actually help. I ordered take out, enough for both of us before I got out of the water.

And by the time I finished a bottle of wine the doorbell rang and I found Kacchan getting home at the same time as the delivery driver was arriving.

"I heard you had a long night. Trying to drink it away?" He gave me a look but I just giggled, handing the delivery guy the money and he left, thankfully I ordered a case of beer with the food. "Come on, the food will get cold if we stay out here," Kacchan groaned, nudging me inside.

"Yes!" I giggled and it wasn't long before I was giggling like mad making silly faces at Kacchan who was looking at me like I was crazy but still watching all the same. Then he turned on the news and I went to the kitchen for another drink. I need a much stiffer drink.

~"In other news we have a video confession from the Golden boy himself! Innocent or naive, you be the judge!" It then goes to a scene I wish I could delete from existence.

"Deku!" A girl with bright red curls came running up to me while holding her obviously pregnant belly and I groaned just to find a bottle of whiskey in the cabinet. I didn't think we had anything hard in the apartment, it's the only reason I was drinking the wine that Kacchan usually uses for cooking and the beer I ordered with the takeout.

"You said you would marry me if I had your baby!" The girl on the screen acted all offended and instead of pouring a glass I grabbed the whole bottle. I opened the bottle just as the video showed that I told her that I didn't know her or know what she was talking about and there was an argument until what I said next I wish I could hide my head in the sand for. Actually, can ostriches actually do that or is that only something in cartoons?

"Please stop this, gay men don't typically get women pregnant," I tried again to leave, careful not to actually touch her in case her pregnant belly was real and not just a prop. I took a long swig from the bottle of whiskey before sitting down and Kacchan gave me a long side look but he stayed quiet as the news kept playing and I took another long swig. Seriously, how long before my mind is actually numb from this... news.

"It happens all the time and you didn't say anything about being gay when you were having your way with me!" The girl screamed, getting a lot of people's attention in the process. Can I actually drown myself in this bottle? Because I am really thirsty and I still feel like my mind is clear.

"Gay virgins don't get women pregnant!" I snapped before trying to leave again only this time I was somehow surrounded by reporters, no longer trying to keep hidden now that they got their scoop, arguably it was a much juicier piece of gossip because Japan's number one hero is still a virgin instead of like most heroes that sleep around a lot so of course I'm being turned into the center of attention for all the wrong reasons. The news station saw me mutter about something but it couldn't pick it up before I used my quirk to get away from there.

The public has been going crazy ever since and it was like I was a fleeing refugee by the end of my shift. I couldn't take the bus home or even walk home, people everywhere wouldn't stop pointing me out so in the end I had to take to the sky just to get away from them all. And when I got home I found the wine and well here I am. Drinking half a fifth of whiskey hoping I don't die from alcohol poisoning thanks to wine, beer and now whiskey.