My Hero Oneshots

Sneaking off 🍋

A/N After so long of no posting anything I really needed the dopamine. I hope you enjoy this surprise oneshot! 💃🏻

"Deku your hands would look a lot better wrapped around-," Kacchan smirked at me but before he could finish Iida and Kirishima jumped in. Kirishima covering Kacchan's mouth and Iida asking if I had finished the paperwork from our patrol yesterday.

"Uh yeah, I did it yesterday before going home? Are you feeling okay Iida? You saw me turn it in," I tried to look around him only to see Kirishima ferociously whispering at Kacchan about something which was odd because Kiri never looks that angry or panicked and I don't really know what's going on but Iida was again trying to distract me. Does he actually think that I don't know what he is doing? Really? The only real question I have is why?

"So!" Kirishima almost yelled the word, making me jump a little in the process. "Bakubro and I are throwing a party tonight and since we didn't have your new number we couldn't invite you. Do you think you can come? I know it's super last minute and all," Kiri is acting weird again. Why do I feel like I'm not actually invited even though that was what he was saying?!

"If you're sure it's okay then that would be nice," I smiled at him and I swear I saw his eye twitch in irritation. This is all so confusing!

"Great, see you at 8, my place," Kacchan smirked, I saw his eyes trace up and down my body and I feel extremely uncomfortable right now. Is there something going on that I don't know about?

"Right, see you later Kacchan," I turned away while waving at our other friends who seemed to be sharing looks that I don't understand the meaning of. Everyone is acting weird today, well it doesn't matter, it will be nice to sit down and relax for a couple hours and I'm off tomorrow so it's not a big deal or anything. Maybe I'll even have a little to drink? Who knows?

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"Hey good looking," I turned to see Kacchan in the middle of checking me out and even with so many people in the room I didn't see any of the friends that were acting weird today so I smiled and relaxed.

"Hey Kacchan, what was going on with everyone today? They were acting super weird," I leaned against the wall and Kacchan took a step closer and I could smell the alcohol on his breath but it wasn't strong. He probably hasn't had any more than I have anyway.

Kacchan rolled his eyes and let out a short groan. "The fuckers won't stop lecturing me for every fucking thing. I was hit with a quirk last night and it makes me tell the truth but the way they are acting you would think that all I do on a daily basis is lie," Kacchan grumbled some more about them being overly sensitive and I couldn't help giggling a little.

"Oh, so you were going to talk dirty earlier. Too bad I didn't get to hear any of it then," I sighed while giving him a sly smirk of my own.

"Does that mean you want to come over tonight?" I leaned in and whispered in his ear, loving how he shivered at the implication.

"Oh fuck yeah. Now how long do we have to wait until Shitty Hair forgets about me?" He leaned in close, too close for it to be anything at all but intimate.

"Does it matter if he doesn't?" I asked, pouting a little.

"He'll end up calling everyone we know and they'll search for us, otherwise no." He grinned and I rolled my eyes. Why aren't we open about our relationship? Because the last time I told them that I was dating someone they panicked, wouldn't let me say who and then proceeded to basically quarantine me to "protect me". And I want nothing to do with any of that. Not a second time at least.

"I'm going to fucking kiss you if you keep making that cute face," he growled and I saw a few people give us a smirk but generally they all left us alone. How many people did Kiri invite? I don't know most of them.