My Hero Oneshots

We Can Fix That 🍋

A/N Happy pride month, I really debated on holding off for a bit longer but I just couldn't. I love working for you all more than I like reading anymore. I hope to see you all again soon. Stay safe my Heroes and Fairies. 💃🏻

Another stupid ass fight. When will these villains learn? When will they ever actually care? My thoughts of just being done with it all were flooding my mind again. I'm NOT suicidal. But some days I just want to close my door and just pretend none of it exists at all. Today is one of those days.

Last night Shitty Hair had dragged my ass to a speed dating mixer thing and when I saw all the women there I blasted an explosion in his face screaming, "I'M GAY FOR FUCKS SAKE!" But instead of just apologizing like a normal person, he turned to Soy Sauce Face and Dunce Face and told them to pay up. Turns out I was the subject of a bet and the whole thing was to figure out which of them were right. Needless to say I left after a few choice words at a raised volume. I know they didn't mean any harm by it and Shitty Hair even confessed that he was gay too, just not into me. I set another explosion off in his face.

"I DIDN'T ASK AND I DON'T FUCKING CARE!" My temper had gotten the better of me but I think most people would have reacted to it like that. Best friend? Yes. Love interest? Gross. It felt like something gross was crawling on me even now when the thought crossed my mind. So gross. We have great chemistry but only when it comes to being friends. As a lover? Let's be honest. That would be a severely abusive relationship. I have no plans to set off explosions in my lover's face. At least none involving my quirk.

I let out a low groan while measuring the distance between the villain and his hostages before shooting off an explosion and dropping a net full of fish on his head. That'll hurt but not as much as one of my explosions to the face. Good, am I going to think about that every time I think about using my quirk now? I hope not. Teams were brought in and everyone was rescued and the villain was screaming about their rights and what have you. The normal stuff.

"Are you even listening to me?" They demanded, sounding like an actual person instead of a dying hyena for once.

"You have rights, even though you thought it was perfectly acceptable to take them away," I paused for a second and did a quick head count of their hostages. "Fifteen, completely innocent civilian's rights, all because you thought your ex-boss fired you over your quirk." I finished the paperwork and handed the clipboard back to the officer who thanked me, careful not to get too close to me thanks to an earlier incident with a female officer who thought the word no didn't apply to her. I think everyone here is equally disgusting and at least this officer knew enough to stay the fuck away.

"So the Great Explosion Murder God Dynamight actually listens to the Villain's rants after all? You know even the public in general thinks you're all violence and no justice, Dy-na-might?" The way she separated the shortened version of my name made my blood run cold but I only looked at her and raised an eyebrow to see if she actually had a point.

She started laughing, violently and everyone turned to me as if I knew what the fuck was going on and I snapped at them to do their fucking jobs before she called out, "maybe now you'll see what having such a strong quirk is like for a woman?" The way she called out made a chill run up my spine but I only turned away. I have shit to do.

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I woke up to find myself in bed but I don't remember getting here or when. Now that I think about it, where in the fuck am I? This isn't my apartment. I rubbed at my head only to find someone else in the bed but I fell off their thick strong chest and let out a groan when I found my whole body sore and tender. I looked down to find myself naked and... A woman? How in the hell? My chest was massive, at least compared to before and my waist is slim, all of me is slim. What the hell happened? I worked for years to strengthen my arms and shoulders and now they are so small that I want to explode!