My Hero Oneshots

Dance 🍋

A/N The ninth day of Christmas won't make me cry, right? 😅

Deku runs into my room as if the flames of hell are after him but at this point I'm used to it. I rolled my eyes at him, not even getting up from my desk when I heard Raccoon Eyes calling for the Nerd from out in the hallway. Without having to turn around I already know that Deku was probably crawling under my bed to hide and after a few seconds Raccoon Eyes barges into my room as if she owns the place.

"Get the fuck out of my room," I glared at her, plenty pissed that she somehow thinks she has a right to come in here without permission. This happens all the damn time and I'm about to lose my fucking shit.

"Bakubabe, have you seen Midobabe?" She tries to walk her ass past me, making me even more irritated.

Instead of answering I picked up my phone and called Aizawa Sensei.

"What?" Came his tired and irritated voice.

"Get Raccoon Eyes out of my room before I have to scrape her out. If boys aren't allowed in the girls rooms then girls aren't allowed in the boys rooms!" I hissed before hanging up. I hate that hypocritical rule so fucking much. Like how does it even make any sense? Are they really trying to pretend that girls can't sexually harass or assault men but at the same time "all" men do it to women. Bullshit. All of it is complete and utter bullshit.

"Bakubabe you didn't need to call Sensei for something so petty," she whined but I just pointed to the fucking door. "Fine, fine, I'll go but when you find Midobabe tell him that I will find out the truth eventually," she giggled, opening the door to find Aizawa Sensei standing there.

"Ashido, how many times have we talked about you going into the boys rooms? I am aware that most of the boys don't mind but unless there is a group activity like a study session there is no reason a boy and a girl should be alone in a bedroom," he started lecturing the moment he opened his mouth.

"Sensei, Bakubabe is obviously gay though!" She tried to defend herself and I was ready to slam the door in her face but I froze at that.

"WHAT IN THE FUCK ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?" I demanded but she just shrugged before repeating that it was obvious and before I could set off an explosion in her face Aizawa Sensei used his capture scarf to push me back in my room and my door was closed before I could actually react. I ended up setting off several explosions to try and calm down but it wasn't helping. I locked the door before going back to my desk to sit down and try and calm down.

"What the fuck have I done to be obviously gay?" I grumbled to myself but no matter what I can't think of anything that should be classified as gay behavior so what the fuck is she on about?

"Does being gay upset you?" Deku asked nervously and I barely glanced up to see him coming out of my closet and not from under the bed. Probably for the best, I have a lot of shit down there right now.

"What the fuck did I do to be obviously gay?" I asked him and he just cocked an eyebrow up at my question. "I mean sure I'm gay but that's not the point. Whose business is it that I'm gay or not? Shouldn't that be up to me and my partner if I even get one?" I turned back to my desk to try and focus on our homework assignment but it feels impossible now.

"Is it really that obvious that I'm gay?" I turned to look at Deku who was currently looking me up and down but it doesn't feel weird, never has.

"I didn't think so. I've been debating on if I was right or not for a few years now," he chuckled a little embarrassed.

"What do you mean?" Now he has my whole attention. He knew? Since when?

"Well, I'm gay. Actually I'm pansexual but that's besides the point. Anyway, I've taken to liking more guys than girls lately so I was curious if I was actually gay instead and since you're the one I like the most it's hard to tell, for me anyway, if you were gay or straight. Kind of nice to know that you are actually gay. It gives me a chance, even if it is slim to none," he shrugged as if he didn't just say all that out loud.