My Hero Oneshots

No means no 🍋

A/N Sometimes giving people their personal space is more for your benefit than theirs. ✌🏻😭

"Come on Bro! Bakubro has been gone for almost a month. We should throw him a welcome back surprise party! Very manly!" I cheered but all of our close friends exchanged looks.

"Dude, you're the only one his explosions doesn't hurt. Do you ever think of that?" Sero smiled trying to let me down easy. I could see it, really I could but that doesn't make it hurt any less.

"Bakubabe hates surprises," Mina added as if we didn't all already know that.

"I mean yeah but-,"

"No buts! You're not the one that has to see Hound Dog every week for self esteem issues after Kacchan rips into you. Dude we are so done," Kaminari interrupted and I let out a sigh.

"Fine, then I'll just surprise him by myself, as his best bro!" I announced as if that would change their mind but they only shrugged and nodded, wishing me luck while the others prayed for me. My best bro isn't that bad, he really isn't. Why do they all treat him like this? I mean yeah, he is a little touchy about his personal space but we always hang out after the fact so it's not like he hates us or anything.

"How are you even going to surprise him?" Sero gave in and asked as if just knowing the details somehow made the betrayal hurt less.

"Bakubro gave me a spare key for emergencies and what bigger emergency than this? My best bro has been no contact in forever," I smiled brightly but he looked at me like I was crazy.

"You're going to get yourself killed. Not even your quirk will save you," he muttered before walking away shaking his head.

"What's that supposed to mean?" I looked him up and down. I mean yeah, Bakubro is a little irritable about personal space but it's already been so long. I don't think we've actually been apart this long since we've met. Maybe physically but no calls, text or anything? No way!

They left after that and I just went to the store and grabbed some beer, the kind he likes and a few drinking snacks too, if nothing else we'll be able to chill and maybe watch a game or play some video games. Both sound awesome and I'm super excited. I get to his apartment and open the fridge and roll my eyes at how empty it was. I make a note of everything that went bad and throw it out and take out the trash while I'm at it. No reason I should leave rotten food for us in case we get drink enough to try to eat it.

I don't want him to know that I'm doing any of this, defeats the purpose of a surprise so I finish quickly and pull out my phone.

RedRiot: BRO! When are you getting back? We need to hang out!

Dynamight: Shitty Hair, don't you dare set up a surprise party at my apartment. I will blast you too space.

RedRiot: No surprise party! Come on, I just want to hang out! ᕙ⁠(⁠ ⁠:⁠ ⁠˘⁠ ⁠∧⁠ ⁠˘⁠ ⁠:⁠ ⁠)⁠ᕗ

Dynamight: NO! Not tonight.

RedRiot: Whyyyyyyyyyyyy?

Dynamight: Why in the fuck do you think? Leave me alone!

Well that settles that. I need to pick up more beer and snacks. I smile to myself and go out again. Bakubro must have had a hard time during the mission but I don't know what the actual mission was. I shrugged the thought away and put the beer back into the fridge.

My phone chimed and when I looked I saw his position marker showing him in the building. I don't think he noticed that he never turned that feature off but if it were that important to him I'm sure he would have a long time ago. Oh! I should hide! I look around the small apartment and decide on his closet. It's next to the hallway and gives a perfect view of the front door.