My Hero Oneshots

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A/N The tenth day of Christmas, goodness twelve is starting to look like to many! Lol. ✌🏻I personally love this song. 🥰

Deku: Thanks for putting up with me today. I know it couldn't have been easy.

I look at my phone confused. Sure we had to clean up a crime scene together but I wouldn't say he was any more difficult to be around than normal.

Deku: By the way, what did the quirk make me do?

Dynamight: What quirk? You were the same as any other day.

Deku: Oh! I'm sorry to bother you! I have to go now!

What the hell was that about? I looked at my phone strangely but ended up shrugging it off and closing my locker. Time to go to the bar with my so-called friends. They have been begging for tonight for more than a month but we haven't had our days off lined up since then and they weren't letting me go now that they had me so I figured that I might as well make the most of it. I already told the fuckers that if I found someone to go home with tonight I was leaving their asses behind. Not that I actually expect to find a one night stand or anything. But when I get bored I can find a single someone to walk out next to so they will leave me the fuck alone.

The Drunken Rose, the only "straight" bar that I know of that is owned by a gay man. The reason it's listed as a straight bar is simply because everyone who frequents here is still in the closet. There was a code you gave the bouncer and he gave you a certain colored bracelet. Of course the ones not in the know think they are just randomly colored but they get white. Gay and in the closet? I got a blue one. There were other colors too red for the lesbians yellow for asexual and green for bi. I think Sero is the only one that doesn't really know what they actually mean but he understands the concept. He has a rainbow for being straight but a friend to the rest of us. Kiri and Kami have blue ones while Ashido has an orange one; Poly. I don't really know if it's multiple guys or if she includes girls too or not. All I really know is that Sero is cool with it, so whatever.

We find a table and I order a couple buckets of beer for the table while Kiri gets the water pitcher and Kami gets the wine coolers. Ashido picks a fruity hard drink for each of us and Sero helps carry them for her, probably paying for half of them too. By the time we finished only half the drinks we were all laughing and flirting harmlessly. At least I can do that with my friends without getting set up on the media for having x number of baby mamas. The fact I'm a virgin is both none of their damn business and irrelevant to the reporters, it's juicy gossip.

My phone vibrated and I pulled it out to see who in the hell would be texting me now but it doesn't really make any sense.

Deku: Livin' my life in a slow hell

What the hell is Deku on? Before I could respond there was another one which left me even more confused.

Deku: Different girl every night at the hotel

Deku: I aint seen the sun shine in three damn days.

"Bro what's got your attention?" Kiri looks over my shoulder and whistles. "Damn, I didn't know Midobro was a player. Why is he sending that to you though? Three days? Holy shit."

"The hell if I know I haven't responded yet," I frown at my phone and think about just leaving it be. He is either drunk or sending it to the wrong person. I think I can pretend that I didn't get these. If I deleted them by accident.

Deku: Been fueling up on cocaine and whisky.

I jumped out of my seat and started calling him. "What the fuck did the Nerd actually do?" I demanded while it was still ringing. I threw some money on the table and started to run out the door but the call only went to his voicemail. "Where the fuck are you? You did what? What in the fuck were you thinking? Aunty will murder you and then me for not stopping you!" I yelled before hanging up and trying to call again. Still no answer. Fuck it, I pulled up the hero finder app and pulled up his location. This is not an app for civilians, only heroes have access to it and it's to help with rescue missions. But fuck it all keeping Deku off drugs is a rescue mission!