My Hero Oneshots

Age Gap 🍋

A/N The twelve and final day of Christmas.  😘 Wolf 🐺 

“Kacchan? Wow, is that really you?” I stared in shock. Standing in front of me was Deku, his muscles bulging, sweat glistening and his soft sweetheart eyes were sparkling. 

“Deku?” What am I supposed to do in this situation? Just what? He is just so big now, I swear he is huge and he is literally looking down on me. But I guess he did kind of fall on me so there was that. 

“Midoriya, how? Just how are you in my classroom?” Aizawa Sensei groaned, rubbing the bridge of his nose as if that would fix this, I didn't blame him I mean who could have seen this coming?

“Oh, well one second I was chasing a group of villains down the back alley streets in Paris and a few of the villains turned around yelling something that I couldn't make out, I swear I thought I mumbled, anyway and now here I am. I'm pretty sure I was hit with more than just one quirk though,” Deku smiled brightly before looking around. “Wow, did I go back in time? Everyone is so small,” he actually touched Ponytail’s hair before giggling. “You haven't cut your hair yet?” 

“BRO!” Kirishima was shaking Kaminari in the back of the group which is a terrible idea considering he has a hard enough time using the few brain cells that he has already. I mean how is he so fucking SMART with stupid shit and a complete idiot about necessary things? Just how?

“Dude,” unlike Kirishima, both Sero and Kaminari were whispering their shock, case in point, smart.

“Where in the fuck is our Deku then?” I demanded, ignoring the looks of both surprise and disbelief aimed at me, yes I said our Deku, including me, sue me.

“Oh he is probably fighting the villains now, more likely they escaped and he is just lost in France. Don't worry though, my partner would have seen what happened and taken care of everything. He always does,” Deku was giggling again. 

“So ‘Deku’, how old are you? Do you have a lover?” Ashido asked, hugging his arm while giving me a discreet grin. 

“Ah, I'm 33 this year, well the year I came from anyway. And yes, I actually got married last month, this was my first patrol since returning,” the Nerd was shyly blushing and damn it! Why is he so fucking cute right now? “Honestly we were supposed to get married a lot sooner more than ten years ago but so many things have happened, a few wars, I was branded a traitor for a few years actually but it was finally cleared up and then there was an undercover mission that lasted way too long,” Deku sighed before adding, “Life just really ran ahead of us without waiting.” 

“Dude, you were a traitor?” Sero whispered, as if it were a secret and several of our classmates shuffled uncomfortably. 

“He was obviously innocent. He said it was cleared up already,” I snapped at him and almost all of them sighed in relief. Really? Did none of them actually listen to what he said? 

“Still, my partner and I were in France for our honeymoon and headquarters decided to leave us there for a few extended missions, this one is supposed to take three years by itself,” Deku sighed before looking around again. “Anyway, could I get some katsudon before I go back? I'm starving.” He rubbed his rock hard stomach and as if on cue it grumbled. “Sorry, we were ambushed this morning so I haven't eaten yet today.” 

“What kind of mission were you on?” Someone asked but Deku just shook his head. 

“Classified, besides I don't think the category has been invented yet for you all anyway. Not until after the second war after we graduated highschool.” 

“Fifteen years and not one but two wars? Japan is a country of peace, we don't declare wars,” I frowned at him but he shrugged his shoulders. He didn't agree, wait he said the second war AFTER highschool. How many fucking wars can there literally be?