My Hero Oneshots

Fiction? 🍋

A/N Happy Independence Day to all my fellow Americans and for the rest of my Heroes and Fairies; a lovely oneshot! 💃🏻

"WILL YOU HOLD FUCKING STILL ALREADY?" Kacchan screamed and I can't help letting out a sigh, when has that approach ever worked? In the history of forever, when has simply telling a villain to stop actually worked? I mean villains, not children who are at the center of accidents, not the elderly who misfire their quirk, actual villains.

"Miss me, miss me now you have to kiss-,"

"You are under arrest," I interrupted, not willing to see Kacchan kiss anyone, let alone a villain, right in front of me. The villain's quirk isn't even all that powerful, just irritating. Once he gets someone mad all he has to do is sing a childish song and whoever was the most mad that heard it had to follow through. And that includes even the oldest of nursery rhymes.

"Party pooper," the villain taunted me but I just jumped forward and attached the cuffs while his eyes were closed. Yep, I'm done. Super done. Why might you or really anyone at all that has ever known me ask?

"Deku let's get this fucker turned in so we can get started on this damned project already," Kacchan grumbled, as much as he hates group projects he hates childish villains even more. It's like they never grow up and it limits how he can respond in any given situation. I get it, truly I do but this project is supposed to be on deep sea forgotten or mythically extinct marine life and just how are we supposed to actually do that? I swear Present Mic just likes to come up with off the wall topics just to hear what kind of story we can make up and the idea of Kacchan and I writing a purely fictional novel was too much for him to resist. He paired the whole class up and gave everyone a different topic. And we only have until tomorrow to come up with a more defined prompt, as he put it. Apparently the assignment doesn't count on its own for some reason.

It could be worse, I could have Iida as my partner and his subject. He is partnered with Jiro and they have to write about how Zeus and Hera are not actually Hercules parents like Disney made them out to be, then they have to go on to explain how Hades was the only "god" that never cheated on his wife and what that tells us about history considering he is portrayed as evil or bad in most if not all of history. The last time I saw Iida he was knee deep in conflicting mythical stories that all claim to be true and yet completely go against each other. Jiro wasn't much better.

Uraraka and Kaminari are writing about how the planet Mars is thought to have once have life on it and how science supports the theory and Tsu and Aoyama are trying to prove how trees are actually carnivorous and Todoroki and Koda have been tasked with writing a smut. Yes, our teacher really told two completely innocent and naive students to write a smut story using Disney princesses and a villain from a different story to show how all villains can be someone's prince charming. He wants a whole novel. FROM. EACH. OF. US.

He wants them all written in English and he said if we can't make him "feel something" then we fail. Aizawa Sensei has let it slip that he loves a good smut story so honestly Todoroki and Koda might actually have the easiest time passing, if they weren't completely clueless on the subject.

"Thinking about it, I don't even think we have the hardest subject but still. How? Just how," I grumbled, mostly to myself. Kacchan didn't say anything so at least he isn't mad at me, which is odd in its own way but a relief none the less. My 18th birthday was only last month but even so, the idea of writing an explicit story with Kacchan has me nervous. This project is supposed to slowly progress throughout the year and if we don't have a completed story by graduation then we have to repeat the entire year.

At least class B doesn't have it any easier. They have Present Mic for English literature too but the other classes, general studies and business have someone else, the support class feels our pain however.