(Requested by: @phoenixninja978)
Scene: You get in a car accident.
You and Clint had been dating a while. About five years, so yeah, a while. He was as romantic as an average guy could get. So flowers and dinner out on anniversaries, a necklace or some type of stuffed animal on birthdays and Valentine's Day, maybe Christmas, and he would come over and spend the day with you on other holidays, as well as regular activities for dates.
But the thing was, Clint wasn't all that average, of course. He was also a kick-butt assassin and expert marksman, so he tended to go all-out on some occasions. Like today, he asked a favor of Tony to rent out your favorite water park the whole day so you two could spend it together.
He met you at the front gate and you two ran screaming to the Whirl Pool of Terror, until, of course, one of the life guards told you to walk. "You're first!" He shouted as he pushed you down the slide. You screamed at him as you went down in spirals. "You... Jerk... Face!!!"
He just laughed and went down himself. At the bottom, there's a hole where the ride kind of spits you out into the pool below. Right as you go down and resurface, Clint lands on top of you. "Get off me!" You playfully shout. He smiles. "I couldn't for the world."
You laugh and run off to one of the other rides, The Great Water Race. He ran after you and you both ran to the very top, about 95 feet tall. You both got into innertubes and he cheated by getting a head start. What he didn't know, was that there were water guns that squirt you when you go down. You chose the specific spot that doesn't get squirted, so you laughed every time he got water to the face.
That is what your day mainly consisted of: competitive races, pranks, as well as just cruel jokes. By the time they closed, it was dark, you were both soaking wet, and laughing your heads off. He had his arm wrapped around your shoulders, holding you close to him as he walked you to your car.
"Did you have fun on our 'date'?" He did air quotes with his fingers. You dead-panned. "No." His jaw dropped and he stared at you. "What? I owe Tony a huge favor now, I'm soaking wet, I certainly had fun-" You laughed and stopped him. "Clint, I'm joking. That was probably the most fun I've had in a while."
"Well, last weekend was-" You smacked him with your towel before he could say anything else. "Ouch. That hurt." He still grinned at you. "Goodnight, ya big dork." You saluted him as you got in your car. He returned the gesture. "So long, my fair maiden." You frowned. "That's Thor's line." He shrugged. "The big guy's rubbing off on me."
You laughed as you backed out and drove away. Clint sighed as he thought about his next date idea that would end with a "yes" and a ring.
*****
You were driving down the highway that leads to your apartment when something hit your windshield. It was a newspaper ad for a bridal shop that was plastered to the window and you couldn't see through it.
Who even reads the newspaper anymore?
Right as you got it off, you looked to see you were on your side of the road, but a semi truck was heading straight towards you. The driver apparently seemed to be nodding off. You screamed as you realized you wouldn't be able to avoid the collision in time. You hit the breaks, trying to slow down, but the wheels caught and your car ended up flipping into the semi. And he was still asleep.
"YOU JERK FACE!!!" And you suddenly realized those could be your last words as everything went black.
*****
Clint slammed the phone against the receiver. He just got the news that you had gotten in a fatal accident and were now under operation. Tears fell down his cheeks as he drove to the hospital.
