(I want to do more Marvel heroes outside of the Avengers, so here's a shot at one.)
Scene: Spider-Man tries to save you, and it's a hilarious failure.
You were walking down the street when your phone buzzed.
Where are you?!?!
It was your best friend, (F/N). She had been looking forward to meeting you at the local café before work. But, as usual, you were running late.
Hold on, I'm almost...
You didn't finish the text as you heard screams from other people on the sidewalk.
Oh, great, you thought.
Now what psychotic super villain or alien lunatic is attacking Manhattan?
You thought that moving to Manhattan would be a chance at a new life, a new job,
a new boyfriend...
Instead, your city and life is constantly being rioted by some stupid alien or super villain that wants to take over the world.
Why come to Manhattan? I know it has a lot of buildings to crash into, but if you're going to America to dominate the planet, couldn't you go to the White House? You know, our Nation's Capitol?
You were interrupted in your thoughts when an arm wrapped around your waist tightly and you were lifted off the ground.
Please be a hot superhero... Please be a hot superhero... Please be a hot superhero...
You looked up to see...
The Green Goblin.
Great, just great...
"Let go of me!" You screamed. He let out a maniacal laugh and you just rolled your eyes. "Put me down now! I demand that you put me down!" You shouted in what you thought was his ear.
"Ow! You annoying brat!" He screeched.
Ahah! Sucker!
You tried to wiggle out of his grip, but he continued to grasp you tightly. Then, you heard a familiar voice.
"Hold on! Leave her alone! This is between you and me!" You turned to see the one, the only Spider-Man. You saw as the Green Goblin grabbed one of the pumpkin-bomb-thingies and nailed Spider-Man in the chest.
Ouch, you grimaced. That's gotta hurt.
You watched as Spider-Man's web fluid snapped and he fell to the ground.
That must've hurt even worse.
Well, you knew he wouldn't be up for a bit, so it was time to take matters into your own hands. You were tired of weak female non-supers in action movies.
You thought quickly as you noticed you were close to a city bank with a lot of window ledges.
Awesome. This should work well if
A. I don't die and
B. All of those years in gym pay off.
You prepared yourself. This was it. It was all or nothing. You took a breath and stamped on the Green Goblin's foot. With his second-long hesitation, you broke free of his grasp and elbowed him in the face before you crouched and jumped.
You watched as everything slowed down and you could see the wide ledge clearly. Your fingers were inches away when you realized... you missed.
Immediate fear flushed through your body. Then, your hand latched onto the ledge below it. You could barely celebrate as you had to rush to get a better grip.
OH MY GOODNESS GRACIOUS ZACH GALIFIANAKIS!!! I MADE IT!!! You rejoiced in your mind. You turned to look at the Green Goblin.
*Peter/Spider-Man's P.O.V.*
I saw the whole thing from the ground. I knew I had broken a rib or two, but I would be okay. But what caught my attention was the girl The Green Goblin had snatched. I watched as she stomped on his foot and elbowed him in the nose. Then, my jaw dropped to the floor as I saw her jump to the bank next to her.
I stood up in panic as I saw her miss the first ledge, but relief flooded through me as she grabbed the one below it. My attention was drawn back to the Green Goblin as I saw his nose spurt with blood.
I have got to get the name of this girl.
The Green Goblin growled as he turned back to her.
Maybe later...
*Second person P.O.V.* (Of you)
You turned to see the Green Goblin growl at you.
Crappy fudge nuggets
"You are going to pay for that!" He hissed. "Hey ugly!" You heard your savior's voice echo above the chaos. You turned to see Spider-Man again, hanging on to one building over. "Why are you picking on her? Is it because she's pretty and you're just jealous?"
Wait a minute... Did the Spider-Man just call me pretty? You smiled.
The Green Goblin grunted and zoomed after Spidey McSmooth. You then turned your attention to the current problem: getting down. The ledge under yours was about four feet down.
Okay, I can do this. First, just step on it and slowly...
Your foot slipped, as did a curse word. You slowly regained your balance as you cautiously eased yourself down to the next ledge.
So far, so good.
A loud boom made you whip your head to see Spider-Man and Ugly, (as you would now call him) coming back your way. Before you could blink, Ugly had thrown another jack-o-lantern bomb at Spidey.
He dodged it, but it flew right next to you. The ledge you were holding onto crumbled, and you were falling. You grabbed onto the closest ledge you could, and realized you were still at least ten stories above ground level.
Then, Spidey flung himself over and knocked Ugly into the wall right next to you. "Sorry." He apologized to you. You shook your head. "No problem. I'm having a lot of fun, you know, just hanging here." He chuckled at your pun.
You looked to Ugly, who was glaring at Spidey, and you stole something off his belt. That's when he pushed Spidey off and threw another bomb at him. Spider-Man flew into the next building.
You watched as Ugly flew in to finish poor Spidey off. Time to screw up. "Hey Greenie!" He turned to you. "You look a bit sick. This," He gaped at the large pumpkin bomb in your hand. "Just might make it better." You grunted the last word as you chucked it at Ugly. You watched in amazement as it detonated right as it hit his face.
The next thing you knew, Ugly was on the ground, unconscious. You looked down to see Spidey staring back up at you in awe. He quickly wrapped up Ugly and flung himself up to you. "Do you need help?" He asked. You sarcastically smiled at him. "Nope, I'm going to fly down from here like I could have this whole freaking time."
He laughed again before he wrapped an arm around your waist.
Finally, a hot superhero.
He gently lowered you two down. As you descended, he spoke to you. "What's your name? I have to know." You grinned. "I'm (Y/N), (Y/N) (Y/L/N)." You replied. "Well, (Y/N) (Y/L/N), would you like to go out for dinner," He cringed as you both touched the ground. "With me?" He looked up to you.
You laughed. "First, you need to go to the hospital. Second," You helped him to hop over to the closest bench. "Here's my number." You scribbled it down and handed it to him. "And three," You kissed his cheek and stood up.
"You might want this." You handed him his mask that had fallen off when he fell. (The second time.) He quickly pulled it on and looked up at you. "I have to go. Thank you!" You called to him as you ran down to the café.
You knew (F/N) would be angry, but it was worth it as you thought about what you just agreed to. As you sprinted away, you could practically feel his smile through the mask.
