At Redmonds' Moms House
Leahy: Redmond Jones. Career criminal. Aggravated assault, rape, arson-you name it. Born bad.
Woman: Who is it?
Jane: It's the boston police, ma'am.
They always come home to their mother.
Woman: You worthless, fat-assed, piece-of-crap cop. I remember you.
Leahy: It's Redmonds' mommy.
Jane: Uh, where's your son, ma'am?
Woman: Now, why would a skinny, greaseball, dyke detective be looking for my son?
Frost: Ma'am --
Woman: Oh, holy mother, and all the saints, they sent in us one of those affirmative-action cops. What island are you from, honey? Does he speak english?
Leahy: Uh, you guys are doing great.
I-I think I'll check around back, before I strangle the old bitch.
Woman: You go. That's right.
Jane: Where was Redmond yesterday?
Woman: At home, having tea and conversating with his mother.
Behind the House
Redmond: I'll kill you, you bastard!
Leahy: Son of a bitch!
Jane: Thanks a lot. Cut it out! Come on! Okay, okay! Calm down!
Frost: Are you okay, buddy?
Jane: Hey, come on, man! Hey! Come on! That's enough.
Redmond: The old pig started it 45 years ago!
Leahy: And I'll finish it, too, you --
Jane: What the hell is wrong with you? You looking to get arrested?
Leahy: Arrest him. He's the boston strangler. If they had done it when I told them to, all those girls would still be alive.
Redmond: Maybe it's you doing all the killing, you whiskey-faced mick pig!
Leahy: I'm the boston freaking strangler. I strangled little girls while I was hooked up to a dialysis machine.
I hope you die nice and slow, you fat-paddy leprechaun.
Redmond: Hit me again! I could use a million bucks!
Jane: Go to the car! Just go to the car!
Redmond: Hey, you can't go in there without a warrant.
Jane: Sure, I can. It's in plain view.
Now, back off! Frost. Isn't that the hubcap that Frankie found?
Frost: Hey, nice car. Where is it?
Redmond: Stolen. The day I got out.
Frost: You report it?
Redmond: Oh, yeah. Sure, I did.
Leahy: Hello, pig. Maybe you didn't report it because you stole it yourself.
Redmond: That's right -- Kept it perfect for 40 years, dumped it in the marina to see if it could swim.
Frost: I'll put an APB out on the car.
Redmond: Yeah, you do that. You find it, I want it back, you wop pig.
Jane: Nice family.
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