Chapter 18

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That Evening

Jane, Maura and Arizona are at the Dirty Robber.

Arizona: We want to talk about your love life.

Jane: Okay. Uh, I only date two kinds -- The kind that hates that I'm a cop. And the kind that wants me to use the handcuffs.

Arizona & Maura: I want you to use the handcuffs.

Jane: And I'm married to both of you.

Maura: So who do you think the original boston strangler was?

Jane: I don't think we'll ever know.

Grant walks in.

Jane: Oh, yay.

Grant: Good job, Isles.

Jane: Yeah, uh..While Kenny was trying to kill Dr.Oz over here, I was looking for you so you could have that arrest, too.

Grant: Yeah. I owe you a massive apology. And I'm sorry.

Jane: Yeah, I can tell from the nasty face you're making.

Maura: Oh, that's not because of you, Jane. He has bullous lesions.

Grant: I have what?

Maura: Blisters.

Grant: How did you know that?

Maura: You were limping.

Grant: Right. I was limping. Can I sit down?

Arizona, Jane & Maura: No.

Grant: We didn't have to wear big-boy shoes in the drug unit. Anyway, I just wanted to say that I'm sorry we got off to such a bad start on our first case. And I wasn't cheating off you on our catechism test.

Jane: I saw you looking at it.

Grant: You saw me looking, but I wasn't looking at your paper. I'm gonna be getting out of your hair. I got a job offer to be the Liason for the City of Boston and Homeland Security. I won't be bothering you anymore.

Jane: Thanks.

Grant: See ya.

Arizona & Maura look at her. She looks back at them.

Jane: Oh, shut up.

They drink some more and then go home.

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