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Chapter 58: Assassination Classroom --Time For Grown-ups --

       "Okay everyone, we are onto the second viewing for the day and the viewing now is Assassination Classroom," said Mira as the others sat back down.

        "So, this would be the second part of meeting of Mrs. Irina right," asked Megumi to the others from Assassination Classroom.

        "Yeah, that's right. This would be that part," said Nagisa to Megumi.

        "If everyone is ready, let's begin the viewing," said Mira as the screen lite up.

       [--Time for Grown-ups--
       'I've never killed someone-- something--like this before...but I'm more than ready. With my skills, I can kill anyone and anything. And gathering intel was never more fun!' thought Irina.
        ~Flashback~
        "One of us managed to destroy a tentacle. Until he grew it right back...you'll...probably have to take out all of his tentacles at once...or else he'll smell the smoke on you if you try to sneak up on him. Koro-sensei's got a good nose for not having a nose...," said Nagisa.
        ~Flashback end~
        'If that's all he's got, I'll stick to my plan. I'm Irina Jelavich. A pro among pros with assassinations confirmed under a variety of circumstances and conditions,' thought Irina.
         "Hey, Ms. Hella-bitch...? Our class?"
         "Yeah, Ms. Hella-bitch."
       "You're our teacher, aren't you, Ms. Hella-bitch?"
       "Aaaugh! Quit saying it wrong!! "Jell-a" "vitch"...with a "V"...a "V"!! So japanese people have different differentiating between a "B" and a "V"? Let me teach you the proper pronunciation. Bite your bottom lip lightly with your teeth first!! Do it!!" said Irina.]

       "You really shouldn't underestimate Koro-sensei. From what we have seen he more than likely knows what is going on right now," said Momo as they all watched the screen.

        "You are right. I have a big head. I can admit that" said Irina as she studied herself.

      ["Perfect...now sit like that for the rest of the class time and maybe you'll figure out how to say it right," said Irina.
       'Oh, she's a vitch all right...!' thought the students.
       "I'm told you have three men with you. Why wasn't I apprised of this beforehand?" asked Karasuma.
        "Well...they're pros... they can keep a secret...plus they're in love with me...so they work for free. With their help, my trap has been perfectly set. I'll finish the job today," said Irina.
       "Miss Irina!! Here's that chai from India you asked for," said Koro-sensei.
       "Oh my! Thank you so much, Koro-sensei!! I've been looking forward to drinking it during my afternoon break all morning!! And Koro-sensei...there's something I'd like to discuss with you...meet me in the storeroom during fifth period?" asked Irina.
        " "Discuss" with me? Yes, of course," said Koro-sensei.
        'I don't want the kids to get in my way, so keep an eye on them. And have the ten billion yen ready too, okay?' thought Irina.]

        "I mean it is a good attempt," said Koro-sensei as they learn the plan.

        "But you could have make adjustments to your plan as well," said Bonten Mikey from where he was sitting next to Takemichi.

         ["Are you serious...? They're sneaking off into the storeroom?"
        "I can't believe in... Koro-sensei fell for that?"
        "Mr. Karasuma...we really don't like her!"
        "I know...but she has her orders...and so do I," said Karasuma.
        "But...you have to admit...she's good at what she does."
        "So... Miss Irina...what's up?" asked Koro-sensei.
        'Assassination is all about the preparation and misdirection...you have to strike before your cover is blown,' thought Irina.
        "Koro-sensei...I... only fall in love with very special people," said Irina.
       "O-o-oh?!" said Koro-sensei.
       "Look at you. You've got "special" written all over you. You like me too, don't you?" said Irina.
       "Uh...uh...," said Koro-sensei.
       'Keep his focus...right where I want it...and he won't notice anything else...like how the storeroom has been set up overnight and turned into...his own personal death trap!' thought Irina.
        "Koro-sensei...wait here while I take off my clothes," said Irina.
        "Your clo...?!" said Koro-sensei.
       "Don't worry...I'll only be a moment," said Irina.]

       "I mean with any other person that would work but again Koro-sensei is not a normal person," said Nagisa as they all watched the plan unfold.

        "I don't think this plan will work," said Aizawa to the others.

       ['Reall bullets and real guns!! With each round containing 470 shots...times three means...and you have yourself enough ammunition...to hit every square inch of this room. Who needs "special bullets"...when...you have over kill! Shooting stops in five...four...,' thought Irina.
        'Three. Two. One..,' thought Koro-sensei.
       "Students use this storeroom...too...so I had to come in here before they did," said Koro-sensei.
       'Ze...ro?' thought Irina.
       "Unfortunately, Ms. Irina.... Metal bullets don't have any effect on me. See? They melt inside me," said Koro-sensei.]

        "So, that's what was going to happen," said Karma as scene played out.

       "So, what will the next plan be then," asked Mic while he sat next to Aizawa.

        "Guess we will have to wait and see," said Nezu while taking a drink of tea.

       ["And take a good look at my face too," said Koro-sensei.
       "Four...eyes...?" said Irina.
       "No. Two of them are actually nostrils," said Koro-sensei.
        "Nostrils?!" said Irina.
       "I smelled metal in the storeroom that wasn't there yesterday. As well as three men...who really need a bath," said Koro-sensei.
        ' "Koro-sensei's got a good nose for not having a nose!" ' thought Irina.
        "Pretending to be caught in the trap would expose the trappers. In other words,...a stereotypical professional assassin. My students...are far more flexible and imaginative than you. And do you know...what I do to would be assassins? I fix them up real good...!" said Koro-sensei.]

       "This will be funny," said Karma as he laughed.

        "What is about to happen," asked Kagami when he looked over to Karma.

       ["Ayeeeee!" yelled Irina.
       "What the...?!"
      "First gunshots, then a scream and now...this!!"
       "Aiyeeee! Aiyeeee!" said Irina.
       "That sounds pretty weird!!"
       "Let's go see!!"
        "Koro-sensei!! Have you seen Miss Irina?" asked Nagisa.
        "All of her...! I mean...yes. She'll be right out. And in honor of Mis Irina...the quiz during 6th period...is going to be a vitch," said Koro-sensei.
        "Ha-ha-ha...we'll do our best," said Nagisa.]

        "Oh, look Ms. Irina is coming out," said Izuku as he pointed her out on the screen.

        "I have to wonder what happened to her just now," said Soma while he sat next to his friends.

        ['He changed her into old gym clothes!!'
       "One minute...he did all this in just...one minute...a full-body, deep tissue, Swedish...spa-level, oil massage...only with slime. And he even...changed my outfit...," said Irina.
       'He...slimed her?!'
       "Koro-sensei! What did you do to her?" asked Nagisa.
       "This...is my poker face. Maybe when you're older...," said Koro-sensei.
      "Lousy grown-ups!"
       "Okay, show's over. Let's all head back to the classroom," said Koro-sensei.
       'This is...unacceptable...I've never failed before. He will pay for humiliating me! I will kill him next time! No doubt about it!' thought Irina.]

      "Ha-ha-ha, so that's what happened to her," said Bakugo as she came out of the storeroom.

       "Okay everyone that was the end of the viewing. We'll take a ten-minute break and then go onto the next viewing which is out Haikyu viewing," said Mira as the screen turned black again.

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