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Chapter 52: Assassination Classroom --Time for Titillation--

"Okay everyone, it's time for the third viewing for the day," said Mira.

"So, we're on the Assassination Classroom viewing," asked Mina.

"Yes, that's right. And we will be seeing a new character as well," said Mira.

"Well, this will be interesting to see," said Karma.

"Well then, let's begin the viewing," said Mira.

[--Time for Titillation--
"It's already May. The month went by so fast," said Kayano.
'Koro-sensei is going to destroy the Earth next March. If we don't assassinate him first. Talk about graduating with a bang,' thought Nagisa.
"Ah! It's been a while since I last saw you," said the clerk.
"Yep...it's finally payday. I just love these Japanese snacks! I have to come here in disguise, but it's worth it!" said Koro-sensei.
"Please stop!!" said Ms. Irina.
"C'mon...go for a spin with us. It'll be fun."
"No! They're expecting me at my new school!" said Ms. Irina.
"What? You're a teacher?"
"Why don't cha give us some private tutoring then, heh-heh...."]

"So, that's how you ran into each other," said Nagisa.

"Why does this scream set up to me," said Shin.

"Probably because it is," said Karma.

["It's a proven fact that if you're a creep, a nice car will help you get a date. Let me demonstrate...," said Koro-sensei.
"Huh?!"
"Step one...make sure your car looks nice," said Koro-sensei.
"What the...?! Is he gift wrapping my car?!"
"Step two...actually there is no step two. Are you all right?" asked Koro-sensei.
"Th...thank you!! I owe you one! You were amazing!! I'll never forget what you've done for me!! By the way...do you know how to get to Kunugigaoka Junior high?" asked Ms. Irina.
"I'd like to introduce you to your new foreign language teacher...," said Karasuma.]

"You're laying it on a little too much there," said Midnight.

"Yeah, we have to agree on that one," said Jiro.

"I also knew that it was too, but I just played along," said Koro-sensei.

["I'm Irina Jelavich. Nice to meet you all!!" said Ms. Irina.
"He's a little odd...but don't let it bother you," said Karasuma.
'She's hot....'
"It's a wig," said Koro-sensei.
"That's okay!!" said Ms. Irina.
'Check out that rack!'
'But...why's she all over Koro-sensei?'
"We've decided to provide your students with an opportunity to learn from a native speaker. So she'll be taking over half of your English class. That okay with you?" said Karasuma.
"Well...all right...," said Koro-sensei.
"She's pretty...unique...isn't she? And she really seems to like Koro-sensei," said Kayano.
"Yeah...this might help us come up with ideas for the assassination...Koro-sensei definitely isn't human...so I'm sure all that attention is just going to make him uncomfortable. I wonder what color his face turns...when he's embarrassed," said Nagisa.]

"So, Koro-sensei and Ms. Irina both teach English," said Momoi.

"Somewhat. Ms. Irina teaches us the actual language and Koro-sensei teaches what we need by breaking it down for us," said Nagisa.

"That's not a bad way to do it," said Mic.

['He's checking her out!!'
"He's not even trying to hide it!" said Kayano.
"Yeah...figures he'd like curves," said Nagisa.
<Koro-sensei's weakness #5: Boobs>
"Ooh...I can't get enough of you...those beady black eyes...you rubbery arms...all of them...you're amazing!" said Irina.
"Oh my. This is rather embarrassing," said Koro-sensei.
'Don't let her fool you, Koro-sensei!! She's just playing you!!' thought the students.
'We maybe class E, but we're not stupid...we know exactly what this "new teacher" is up to...and for starters...she's definitely...no ordinary teacher!' thought Nagisa.
"Pass it!!"
"Kill me!!"
"I'd thought of several ways to get close to him...but I never imagined seducing him would work," said Irina.
"Right. That makes two of us," said Karasuma.
'Still...if that's the case, she's perfect for the job. Irina Jelavich. Job: Assassin. Beautiful...and with the linguistic ability to be fluent in ten languages. She can go to just about any country...and charm her way past tight security. Extremely "personal." You don't get more vulnerable than that...,' thought Karasuma.]

"Did her plan actually work the first time," asked Nezu.

"Not really," said Nagisa.

"Didn't work at all. Koro-sensei saw right through it," said Karma.

["But...it's important for you to keep your cover. You will have to teach the students," said Karasuma.
"Sure...no problem. But I'm a professional. This'll all be over before class even starts. Koro-sensei! Mr. Karasuma as told me all about you. He say's you move very fast...," said Irina.
"Aww...not that fast...," said Koro-sensei.
"Could you do me a little favor? I've always wanted to drink authentic Vietnamese coffee...would you pick one up for me while I teach the English class...?" said Irina.
"Piece of cake. I know a great place in Vietnam," said Koro-sensei.
"Um...yeah...Miss. Irina? That's the bell. Shouldn't we go in and start class?" asked Isogai.
"Class? Oh...go ahead. Go back to the classroom and read on your own. And...don't call me "Miss. Irina." I don't like being called "Miss" and I'm not a teacher. You may call me Ms. Jelavich," said Irina.]

"You know that on one is going to like the way your acting right now," said Midnight.

"True. If I hadn't been shocked by what you did, I wouldn't have shared the information that I had already collected," said Nagisa.

["So...what cha gonna do now...Ms. Hella-bitch?" said Karma.
" "Jel-a-vitch"!! There's a "v" in there," said Irina.
"You're an assassin, aren't you? You're up against a monster that this whole class can't kill. Think you can pull it off all by yourself?" said Karma.
"Little punk...grown-ups...have grown-up ways of killing people. You're Nagisa Shioto, right," said Irina.
"What the...?!" said Kayano.
"Come to the faculty room later. I want to hear about the data you've been gathering on him. Of course...I haff vays uff making you talk. Kidding!! But if any of you has any useful information, come and tell me! I'll reward you handsomely. Ladies...just think about what these three can do for you. You have to use...everything...available to you. Watch and learn, kiddies!" said Irina.]

"You're overestimating yourself and underestimating the students here," said Ukai.

"Okay yes I was doing that in the beginning but not anymore," said Irina.

["But...if you get in the way of my assassination...I'll kill you," said Irina.
'That kiss...those henchmen...the way she says "kill" and means it...we know she's a pro,' thought Nagisa.
"Sorry about this morning...c'mon we have to hurry," said Irina.
'But at the same time...most of us students feel the same way...we really...don't like her!!' thought Nagisa.]

"Well, that's the end of this viewing. We'll take a ten-minute break and then get onto the next viewing," said Mira.

"This one was pretty interesting and now we have met another pro as well," said Izuku.

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