Anomalous Lovers.

I Ain't Got No Hoes.

-Pic Of Trey and Stefan-
Peep that title😈

After the movies, I went home and didn't plan on getting out for the rest of the weekend.

I lied in bed, quietly wide awake at 8:37 am, for no apparent reason. I finally sat up and decided to get up and get something to eat.

I brushed my teeth, showered and then put on some leggings and a long sweater. I just put my hair into a bun and put a bandana over it. I checked my phone and saw that I had a text and two missed calls, all from Scorpio. I looked at the text.

Shawn😒💞

Please listen to me. Come to my house. I need your help! This is bad I'm serious!

I stared at the address he left at the end of the text and debated on if I should really give him my time. I gave in and decided to head over. Honestly, I was kinda concerned.

This should be great.

On my way downstairs I noticed that mom wasn't asleep on the couch and immediately knew where she'd be. In dad's room. I can't believe he's really going to take her back.

I walked down the street and toward the park, until I reached his house.
I knocked on the door a bit hesitantly.

The door knob twisted and the door flew open. I was really surprised at what I saw.
Scorpio was shirtless in sweats, with disheveled hair and a little baby in his arms and another baby boy tugging at his pants. I tried not to laugh. "I need your help. Get in." He muttered. I obeyed and stepped inside closing the door behind me, as he struggled to walk to the living room with the toddler wrapped around his shin. I followed behind him. The baby was hollering. He plopped on the couch. "Hand me that bottle." He pointed to a bottle on the table. There was cold milk inside of it. "So what do you need help with?" I asked. He looked at me as if I was dumb. "This." He hissed pointing at the boy. "I need you to distract this one, so that I can knock this one out and then we can put the other one asleep too." I chuckled. The baby was rejecting the bottle. "Okay, um first," I took the bottle from his hands. "You don't give a newborn cold milk." I said. "Where's her formula?" I asked. He pointed to a baby bag. I took out her formula and went into the kitchen to make it. I heated it up a bit, before giving him the bottle. The baby calms down somewhat, but still fussed. "What's wrong with it?" He groaned as if he was about to breakdown. "It's not the baby. It's you. Who's kids are these anyway?" I answered. "It's not my fault that my sister left her kids with me. I don't know what I'm doing, I fed it, rocked it, everything. It just won't shut up." He whined. "Well the second issue is that you don't have boobs. She's probably used to her mom's breasts." I took the baby, sitting next to him. The baby immediately went hushed as its head lied on my chest. He seemed surprised. "And stop calling her an it." I added. "Get off me." He threatened the boy with his eyes. I glared at him. "Don't do that. He needs some attention and please go wipe his face." I said. He sighed. He looked at the boy. He stood up, holding his hand out to the boy. "Let's go." He said. The boy stayed put, around his leg. He sighed, putting two hands out now and the boy quickly took his offer, then Scorpio carried him into the kitchen to wipe his face. The baby girl was adorable and she was asleep in only 15 minutes, while the boy was stuck watching NickJr. I lied the baby in its portable crib to sleep peacefully. "So why would she leave her kids here?" I asked once the boy had began to fall asleep. "She just moved back here and I said she could stay here. Then she left in the middle of the night without telling me." He explained. "You stay here alone?" I asked. He nodded. "I'm emancipated." He replied. "Oh, where'd she go?" I asked. "To go see her baby's dad. I honestly don't know what to do. If I see her I might kill her. How the hell could you leave your kids? She's too damn old for this. She's 23 years old. She should know better. She should've took her damn kids with her. Only a hoe goes to see the father of their kids, without their kids. Dumb idiot, thought I wouldn't notice. Im done. Stupid b****. Yep, it's decided. I'm killing the b****-" "Calm down." I giggled. He looked so stressed out. Like a dad. It was strange, but funny to see. His blow up was too hilarious to not laugh at. He looked so serious and annoyed as I laughed in his face. "Okay, okay. I'm done." I finished, breathlessly. "It's not funny." He stated. "You're right. It's not, but I was laughing at you."

We remained quiet for a while. "Want me to stay until she comes back?" I asked. He nodded. "Let's talk about yesterday." He demanded. I sighed. "Sure." I spoke sarcastically. "Who was that dude?" He asked immediately, as if he's been waiting to ask. I stopped myself from laughing at his desperateness. "Trey. I don't even know him like that." I replied calmly. "Why were you with him?" He asked. I shrugged. "He's one of Trevor's friends and we were all at the beach, then we got hungry so we got something to eat." I explained. "Oh." He replied, staring at me. "You know you're not a side hoe, right?" I chuckled. "I'm not any kind of hoe, sweetheart." He rolled his eyes. "You know what I mean." He said. I nodded. "I..I want to be with you." I stared at him. "I'm here." I joked. "Don't play stupid, okay? I'm not used to asking girls to be my girlfriend, so don't play with my emotions." He replied in a joking tone. "Is that what you're asking?" I asked. "Yeah.." He replied. "I will, but you have to drop all your hoes." I said in a serious face. He gasped. "I ain't got no hoes." He quoted the infamous vine and I laughed. "Sure." I spoke sarcastically. "I'm serious. I don't. Why would I need any, when I've got you?" He smiled. "Okay, then." I answered. He smirked. "So it's official now. You're mine." He said softly leaning in for a kiss. Just as our lips met-

"Open the f****** door Scorp!" I heard a girl yell from outside. His whole dilemma changed. "That b****." He muttered.

Must've been his sister. Wonder how this will go.

There were a lot of "Hoes" in this chapter, my bad✋🏾

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