1st Fanfic/Imagines Tf?!:
"...and he crashed his lips onto mine passionately."
Oh..shit..does that hurt!? Is it possible to hurt some "passionately" !? Aren't those "passionate" kisses supposed to be soft and sweet!? Tf is this SHIT!?!! UR LIPISES ARE NOT CARS/VEHICLES!!
His lips crashed onto mY ASSS.
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Yeaa so that's the first one!! I hate I hate hate when people put that in fanfics like, uhm, when have lips been vehicles excuse me!! And doesn't that seriously hurt?? When I imagine it it looks rough & hard and.. .stuff.
