Those scavenger hunts they have in imagines/fanfics. Like tf. Broz. Nuh-uh!! You will not be having me running alllll around the whole mothafuckin town looking for your ass.
You will not have people NOR ME waiting out in the heat, rain, hail, or snow tryin' to give me/find the next clues. NOOO! Goin through all dat shit just to see you under a tree with some Christmas lights hanging from the branches (it's not even fucking Christmas!) & you holding a fucking box of chocolates & rose with a sign that says "Will You Go Out With Me?"
No bro. Go tf out qhere??? Qhere!?
Go. Out. Where!?? We are already out!!! What else do you want me to do!! Where else do you want me to fucking go??? And why only have a box of chocolates and a rose. NOOO! I'm gonna need some hot cocoa (from the fucking snow), or some water (from the HOT MMOTHAFUCKING SUN!!)! Fuck.
But I'll keep the chocolates though.
