Movie/TV Show Review:
"50 Shades of Grey"
So I watched 50 Shades of fucking Grey.
The film was soo bad/misleading!!!
I thought it was actually going to be really good, and the actors were going be so great--like when they say their lines it would sound real!! But, nope!!!! It was BAD!! It was not good!!!
I honestly laughed throughout the whole movie!! Dakota Jackson (played Anastasia Steele) is not that good of an actress. When she spoke her lines it sounded like she was reciting them. It did not sound real like usual.
The Norman Bates (Christian Grey) guy on the other hand is a pretty good actor.
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At the beginning things go by pretty fast in my opinion. Like it's kinda rushed..but it only felt that way. The book (I only read SOME of it) was really really really good!
Well, what I read....haha...but it was!
The movie was bad.
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NOW, to the part you guys have probably been waiting for....the SEX SCENES!
OK, you don't see her vagina...though at times you can make out her vagina hairs...but not really (how wrong & weird that just sounded..👀👀).
Most of the time you're seeing her pillowy ass and saggy boobs...and it's weird!! I was like "oh." 👀 every time I saw....it's WEIRD! You don't usually see that in films! Well, 'cept for pornographic (X-Rated films) (ok, so I know that stuff..), but that's difffferent!
For Grey, he's shirtless and pretty thin and you don't sadly see his full erect dick you hoped to see, you only see his PUBES and the base of his dick but it goes by quick. Eh??
Oh, you see lots of asses in it. Like Michael Myers' (sorry, Christian Grey), his brothers', Dakota Jameson (played Anastasia)..yea. And it MAKES ME LAUGH!
My favorite part in the film & book is the "Laters, baby😎" scene! But you don't care.
Ehhhhh what else?? Oh, throughout the movie you question Anastasia's decisions...and like if she has common sense or not, but that's with the book too.
Overall the movie was bad..not "really bad"..bad.
What we came to see the darn film for was disappointing (the sex scenes)! We came for the pussy & the DICK (that Vitamin D though, Ana!)!! WE CAME TO SEE EVERYTHING!!! BASICALLY PORN!! IN FRONT OF OUR EYES!! AND WE GOT NONE OF THAT!!!! IF YOU WANT THE FULL 50 SHADES OF GREY EXPERIENCE JUST BASICALLY WATCH PORN! DOMINANT AND SUBMISSIVE PORN!!!
Those were not my words, but Shane Dawson's...he saw the film as well and spoke about it...but I somewhat agree??????
Just, the film was disappointing. Thought it would be better than it was. But the soundtrack is pretty damn geud son.✌️✌️✌️✌️
Stay away from PORNOS!!!
Rate: 4.3568998532/10
bye guys/GALS!
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