Alright, alright! I'll admit it!! I read smut. Well not like it's an obsession or anything.....👀👀👀👀😓💦💦💧💧 no lol but seriously.
Mainly I read it just to see what it's all about...why 10 year olds would write that crappy cheap shit.
So..yea. I've read it. {mainly 1D, 5SOS, Muke, Phan..} so yea the best of both worlds..hehe. Gay & straight, gay and straight baby.
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Did I enjoy it?? Haha no.
Ok, so I have nada experience in that stuff whatsoever, but...ahhh.
Ok, so..what I don't understand is why the guys always, and yes!! I mean always "makes out" with the girls vagina *wink cough* before doing the mamba mamba!! Like wtf!! What is up with that!! It's in every smut lol. That's...like...tf...I'm no expert, but sweetie pies...that's not a thing. They do that. Every. Single. Motherfucking. Timeee!!!! Tf. It's always "making out"/eating AND/or fingering while or after....yaaaaa
Then like the guy always says it's sweet..😂😂😂 uhmm...what!?!?! Ladies, do you guys--HAHAHA NEVERMIND!!! But how do ya know that it's sweet....and I'm pretty sure its not sweet...salty maybe?? I mean, come on. If our tears are salty, then dot dot dot. DOT DOT DOT!!!!! If our boogers & earwax is salty/tangy........DOT DOT DOT!!! If you were to lick your toe, it'd taste salty for sure. Like at the beginning...dot dot DOT..If you were to taste your blood & sweat...DOT DOT DOT DOT DOT MOTHERFUCKERR--You can fill in the blank. But once again I'm not an expert or some shit...I'm 14. Single 5 life.
Anyways...that's just it...about that...also, ladies, there is indeed a difference between sex & love ok. Ever hear the song??
MOST smuts here are the same..well, from the ones I've reads so far. Lol. I literally just have 5 smut books just sitting in my library like WHUUT?!
OHHHH YEAAAA!!! And sixsomes!?!?!?! Have we all lost our fucking minds here?? Like I thought it was just me. How..how do you even???
Gay Smut.
😌 Why the hell do you always have to make the guys so feminine!?!?! THEY MAY BE GAY BUT THEY ARE STILL GUYSSSSS!!!
they just like dickles. K??
Also what's up with the whole lube thing???? They just always have it there!!! Like it's their fucking..idk. It's their fracking emergency kit. Like their life fucking depends on it.
And no. It doesn't.
They literally always have it!! At the weirdest events too. Like weddings (bathroom or car), concerts (backstage shower or couch in dressing room), dinner parties (again, cars or bathroom), ANYWHERE ELSE!!! Surprise there's no one at a funeral. That would be fucked up.
The butt-plug chizz...😐😐😐.
Nothing else to say.
I literally read one where Luke kept falling on it. He slipped on the lube he spilled. Classic. Oh, and by the way, doesn't it hurt falling on that!? And that going up your asshole!?! IT forcing it's way up your unprotected asshole!!!! And if anal sex hurts...a lot!! Wouldn't that...idk...KILL YOU OR SPLIT YOU IN FUCKING HALF!?! THERE SHOULD BE BLOOOD!! BLLLLOOOOOODDD!!!!!!!!!!! (Bad blood) (you know you had that coming.)
Tsk tsk girls!!!! WHEN CAN WE BE A LITTLE REALISTIC WITH SMUT..with our inexperienced selves...shake my head.
And not only just smut. Fanfics & imagines in general too.
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OH ME GOSHH!
Plus I was reading one called "Big Brother" I think (not telling author) and it was..errm...#Narry. Wth. That's wrong.
Ok, so Harry is the older brother, Niall younger, and it's thundering out so Niall goes in Harry's room because he's scared. Casual. So then Nialls ting-zing is awake I guess..and Harry's sees his bone-bone while he's sleep and then is imagining...things about his brother..while he cuddles him. Nasty.
So next morning Harry takes young Niall to school then goes home...and plays with his "purple headed dragon" (If you get that reference, I watch Shane Dawson k!? K!?!?!) and as he's....wanking--he's thinking of Niall.....yaaaaa...then some other chizz happens. Egh.
Sooooo yeaaaaaa....
Moral of this story is that some bitches here on wattpad need to be castes to some fucking stick and drowned in holy water.
I think I need to be drowned in holy water as well but that's a different story.
If you guys like reading smut, here's what's in my library!!
So "One Direction Dirty Imagines" by dramaticallylarry & another by @Hazzastylesfan123
Lol! Some of them make me laugh tbh except dramaticallylarry 's ;)
5sos smut by
@quantum-fags
.....and that's all I remember on the top of my head ;) I'll tell ya more through out this book !
ONE LAST THING BEFORE YOU READ LE WEIRD SMUT!!!
Book recommendation:
"Rants" by -klimt ;) She is the best and read it esp. if you're interested in PoC !!! Also read her book "Melanin" !!! It's a Calum Hood FanFic for dem colored girls! It's a beautifully written story!!! Also read her other books and follow her???? She's the BEST!! Please do that!! After reading smut😉😂😂😂😂😂😂🔫
Okee-Doke guys!! I love you all!!!!!
You dirty.........fuckers.
