No, on Thanksgiving Day I DID NOT wish you guys a happy thanksgiving!!
That does not mean I do nUT care about you guys and that I wish you'd all die, no.
My excuse is that I was watching Scream QUEENS, PEW-THE-DIEPIE & other YouTubers while gaining 1029383838339393&+ more pounds. You did nut read those numbers.
Oh, and plus I hated the fact how EVERYONE else did the "Happy Thanksgiving" chapters in their books (complained a little, but that's kinda what i is doin' now aren't i??) and you guys should know now how I like to keep it original, different, UNIQUE.
But maybe you guys are like "SHAY HAS NOT--not NUT SAID HAPPY THNKSGIVNG TO US OH FML!!"
Wellll HERE YA GO, MERRY THANKSGIVING !!! I was going to say something very....offensive after the Merry Thanksgiving jig but--it'd be a JOKEY JOKE OFC so I didn't say it.......
...but I'm going to say it now BUT PLEASE ITS JUST A JOKE!!! Don't be offended as ridiculous as it sounds....
Happy TweRk-Me day ya fat fuck!!
Well come on!!
We all gain a little weight on Turkey day!! No Jennifer--DONT RUN AWAY SCREAMING!! NO--and if you know a Jennifer--or if you're reading this right damn now Jennifer, hai baby. 😎✊🇺🇸🇺🇸
But yes we ALL gain some weight-- *weights (waits)* HAHAHAHAHA GET IT ARENT I FUNNY!?!?! iFunny !?!?!
BA-DA-TSS!!
And mostly even UNCLE JOE who keeps eating all the Pumpkin pie--piece after piece! Grandma over there is telling him to slow down some!!!
Then he starts choking because uh-oh...someone may be allergic to cinnamon--or PUMPKIN PIE period.
And someone forgot their allergy pills so he dies right there at the dinner table.
R.I.P. Uncle Joe Bashkayanyan.😔
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I just realized I'm that family member that eats all the potato salad, and if you don't like potato salad there's no need to comment it so STFU & GTFO.
bye guys!
