That moment when your grandparents/other family/moms friends ask if you have a boyfriend, and when you say no they're just like all "shocked" and they're like:"No!? No!?? You are so beautiful, very very pretty, smart--I don't understand! You should be a model!! ..You break a lotta hearts?? Huh?"
..but in reality you (me. Me.) look like a sloth. Like wheet?? #SOML