Hair guys!! Yes, hair guys!! Nothing really to say but that...let's get started!!
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Onika or Mia
Uhm?
Drake or The Weeknd
FUCKING DRAKE OMF!
Poppin' that pussssseh or bouncing that booty like a basketball??
There's a part of me that's wants to just [say] pop that pussy....idk. Just to be funny, but I don't want to bounce my butt.......FUCK!
Hilary or Bernie
It would kill to have a lady president, but maybe just not her. So Bernie!? & Donald Trump is out of the question do nUt even. 😑
Cat or Dog?
FUCK!! I like little cuddly tiny pussies (CATS!!!! I MEANT CATS!!!!) but I also love dogs.....well honestly I have come to a conclusion of neither because babies, cats, AND dogs don't like me so
goodbye ✌️✌️
Thnx for reading this! Vote, comment, etc! I love you & God bless 'MERICA. 🇺🇸🇺🇸
I'm out y'all!
(Eww remind me to NEVER call you guys "y'all" again!!🙀😷)
Cock or Cunt
Gotta love 'em both ✌️😎
(I SAY)
Caitlyn or Laverne
Whoo tf is "Laverne" !?!?!?
Have I lived in my hole too long!?!?! (Haaha..that sounded wrong)
Alex or Piper
Fml WHO ARE THESE PEOPLE!?!
Zayn or Louis
LOUIS BECAUSE HE DEFENDED US !!! HE SEEMS TO CARE ABOUT US & LOVE US FML!!! Though I still love betrayer Malik...but I choose Louis for SPECIFIC treasons. Ha. (& YES treasons! It sounds cool!)
Zayn tf Drake or Zayn ft The Weeknd
ZAYN FT DRAKE!!!
I would die.
Willow or Jaden
SHIT!! Uhhh...UHHM!! Jaden. Because I live for his tweets.
Amandla or Jen--
amandla fuck you mean.
Phil or DAN !?
Obvi Phil...idek! He just has this bright beautiful heavenly aura around him that I love!! And he seems quite innocent..kinda..well has the look of innocence in his eyes. Idk. But that does NAUT hold me back from wanting them BOTH to Eiffel Tower me. 😉
Jack J or Jack G
Honestly Jack J because he reminds me of an American Niall (in looks). But it's nothing serious.
Night or Day
"THE NIGHT IS STILL YOUNG!!!" Yes, the night. Because @ night I'm...fucking lit off my ass!!! I'm just..the night is when I come to life!! Unlike some of my friends where it's the day time for them. #WhenYouHave2FireSignedFriends #VIRGO
Calum or Ashton
CAL-PAL!!
1D or 5H
ONE DIRECTION!!
#DIRECTIONER5LIFE
#6666
#ILLUMINATICONFIRMED
#ImSorry
5SOS or Little Mix !?
5 SEXONDS OF THIS peace of ass .
#5SO/me hahaaaa
(Yes, I am FULLY aware of what I just typed & how I spelled everything😏😉😎)
Boy Band or anY GIEL group?
1DeeZNUTS🌰! & 5SOSanalfisting......& Beyonce's Child........my tingly asshole. 😏
Why is it tingling!?!!!
its naught (not).
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WELL. Done!! YAAAY!!!! Who enjoyed that!?! I surely did...with my..weird..[i hate my--] self 😊
Ok guys, so I've been wanting to tell you this....but I didn't. So, it's really sad to say but this very book is ending soon! It only goes to 200 chapters..we're on what!? 170 something idk! But i can make a book 2! Just comment so & I will..it's sad though! I have 80 something chapters just waiting to be published and they won't even get to see the light of your phone/computer screen! I was going to say day..but lesbi-honest 😏😏
I tag @ U BITCHES!!!
& TAG ME IF YOU DO IT!
bye
