Hai guys!!
Sorry I haven't been updating a lot!! I've been SICK!! AGAIN!!!! Now, I know I've said this before but this book is close to ending!!! 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭 these chapters only go up to 200 & we're on one hundred & something!!!!!
But don't worry!! If you want a 2nd real rant book of mine, goody news IVE ALREADY STARTED IT!!!! It's called "Rants Too" & it already has 9 chapters written!!!
BOOOM.
AND THEY'RE REAL RANTS!!!!!
I'm on a fucking roll!!! I even have chapters for this book all done & ready to be published but I don't want to rush this books ending so I'm holding on!
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Idk if you guys noticed or saw..but I have a SHORT fic posted on my page called "The Knife Fic." & it would be sweet if you guys read it!!
If any of you guys watch Dan & Phil & really know about the (twisted) Phandom, then you know what you're in for.
....Those of you who may not.....I suggest you ALL reading the "Demented Phanfics" here on Wattpad by @__ClaraOswald__ to get the idea...
It's basically a bunch of short stories containing HEAVY DARK smut..but..like...FUCK!
Just read that!! BUT IF YOU HAPPEN TO LIKE HAMPSTERS DO NOT READ THE HAT FIC!!!
If you're still confused then I'll just give you a true example!!
In the Chair Fic, Phil holds Dan hostage & torments him..sexually. Like throws hot coffee in his face & shit & then pours an ant farm on him and let's it crawl all over Dans body...and in his body surely.
Oh!
He also shoves a snake (it's mouth being sewed shut) up Dans ass!!! Haha!! But no worries!! It gets worst than that!!
But my version of the (demented) Phanfics isn't going to be that bad!!!!! Not nearly..that bad. Bad...but not overly bad...like Dan fucking Phil up the ass with an hamsters head that's covered in its own blood & Dans semen bad ;)
Think of......Phanfics meets American Horror Story....FREAKSHOW ! Then you'll get the idea!!
Just everyone, please read it!!! If it makes you feel any better, it starts off with normal gay smut!! Well, normal gay masturbation smut!!
JUST READ THE 1ST CHAPTER FOR CHRIST'S SAKE!! GIVE IT A TRY!!!!!!!!!! Ok? You don't have to, but that'd be nice xD!
Aaaaaallllsooooooooooo I'm about to do something shaneless (see what I did there??)
Here's the link to my YouTube channel that I will be doing SOOOON!!! Like after Christmas soon!!!
Link:
https://m.youtube.com/channel/UCqEkORXZmGaAbmDS1z2E_Ow
THATS THE CORRECT LINK IM SORRY ABOUT THE ONE BEFOREE!!
I'm going to change the name to "Cool Cheyenne" just cuzz that's my vine name & I'm starting Vine toooo! Like making edits maybe!!
2016s my year guys!
'M also going to be writing a new book!! Not really going to say much about it now but if you stay tuned for my "Rants Too" book you'll know what it's all going to be about!!
.....but I since I'm me and I'm excited for these books, I'll drop some hints now!!
1.) ALL books will contain characters of the POC (People of Color) ! There will also be biracial characters too!
2.) There will be characters of the LGBT community!! (Like lesbians etc.) (I really want to do a transgender character!! I'm working on it!!)
3.) Different religions! & lots of learning of different cultures!!
4.) The stories' plots (not all) will take place in different continents/countries (from what I have now, none in Europe ;( YET! One story will mostly take place in Japan!)
And 5.) In the 1st book, there will be a MAJOR interracial relationship(s?) (probs MANY others too!! It's pretty much (kinda, not really) the main focus...interracial relationships...you don't see a lot of that on Wattpad..so why not take advantage??)
YEAAAA!!!! IM SO EXCITED!!! I WANT TO WRITE THE STORIES NOW BUT I LIKE TO PLAN THOROUGHLY BEFORE DOING THAT!! LIKE PLOT, SETTING, CLIMAXES, CHARACTERS& CHARACTER(S) DEVELOPMENT, SCENARIOS!!! ETC !!
I just can't wait to do this!!!! The 1st story will surely be up some time in 2016!!!!!
Like I said!
2k16 is my year!!
(69!!)
Anyways, enough about me!!!
How are you guys???
Anyone doing anything special on Christmas?? Like losing your virginity???
I'm sorry. I'm so sorry. I really am.
Anyone even celebrate Christmas??
Or believe in sex [on Christmas] ???
I'm really sorry you guys. It's that twisted side of my conscious that's...that's active now. I'm sorry.
Well it's Dec 20th & 11:09 PM and I'm tired ass fuck!!!
See what I did there?? Anywho, I'll talk to you guys later!! ..Maybe..kinda??
Ok, not!!
STAY AWESOME BLOSSOMS!!!
DONT DIE!!
bYE🌚😴💤.
