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54) "Are You Serious?"

Where Dashi tries (and fails) to get Tweak to embrace a more - Dashi-like clothing style.

Online: SweetAsSugar, I'mOnIt

I'mOnIt: Are you serious?

SweetAsSugar: ;D

I'mOnIt: You cannot be serious.

SweetAsSugar: :) :) :)

I'mOnIt: Please, please tell me you're not serious.

SweetAsSugar: Nope, I'm not Sirius. ;)

I'mOnIt: I am not wearing that.

SweetAsSugar: you've already tried on around half of them

SweetAsSugar: how hard can it be to just try on a couple more?

I'mOnIt: a lot more than a couple, I think you'll find!

I'mOnIt: and the other items of clothing were at least tolerable.

SweetAsSugar: what have you found in the pile now?

I'mOnIt: I do not wear dresses, Dashi.

I'mOnIt: I explicitly told you: no dresses. That's all I said.

SweetAsSugar: you actually complained about a lot more than that, but hey.

I'mOnIt: why did I even agree to doing this?

SweetAsSugar: because I told you that if you didn't, I would tell everyone on board this ship about your 'secret' crush on Kwazii

SweetAsSugar: and then you would receive hell from the Vegimals until you asked him out

SweetAsSugar: which would be fine by me, but whatever, he's your future boyfriend

I'mOnIt: ... is there even any point in denying it any more?

I'mOnIt: I do not have a crush on him!

SweetAsSugar: you still reluctantly agreed to try on some of my clothes

I'mOnIt: But that's - you - ARGH I HATE YOU

SweetAsSugar: I know you do :)

I'mOnIt: you know, your username is a complete lie

I'mOnIt: you're not sweet as sugar at all, you're EVIL

SweetAsSugar: I know right ;)

I'mOnIt: I'm still not trying on the dress

SweetAsSugar: do you mean the cherry patterned one?

SweetAsSugar: or the butterfly one?

I'mOnIt: I don't know! They're both PINK, anyway!

SweetAsSugar: I really want to see you in the cherry one

SweetAsSugar: I bought it a while back from a catalogue, because I knew it would look amazing on you

I'mOnIt: flattery will get you nowhere, my so-called best friend

SweetAsSugar: you know, I really think Kwazii will like it on you

I'mOnIt: ...

SweetAsSugar: Tweak?

SweetAsSugar: Tweaky?

SweetAsSugar: Tweak...?

I'mOnIt: FINE I'LL PUT THE STUPID DRESS ON

SweetAsSugar: hehe I knew you would ;)

SweetAsSugar: nothing like the prospect of your crush seeing you looking pretty to make you start

I'mOnIt; hey it was nothing to do with that

I'mOnIt: it was just to get you off my back, that's all!

SweetAsSugar: suuure ;)

I'mOnIt: shut up

SweetAsSugar: ...

SweetAsSugar; dumdedumdedum

SweetAsSugar: :/

SweetAsSugar: Tweak seriously how long does it take to put on a dress?!

I'mOnIt: it always seems to take you ages

I'mOnIt: last Tuesday it was an hour and twenty minutes before you were ready to go out!

SweetAsSugar: Hey that was different!

SweetAsSugar: Shel and I were going on a date and I had to look nice

I'mOnIt: Shellington doesn't care what you look like, Dashi

SweetAsSugar: I know, but it took a while to put on makeup and do my hair on Tues

SweetAsSugar: Hey, speaking of which... ;)

I'mOnIt: Don't even think about it.

SweetAsSugar: But I think you'd look beautiful in makeup!

I'mOnIt: No. Just no.

SweetAsSugar: *sigh* Ah well. No use trying to take it too fast, anyway. I got you to try on a dress, at any rate. Speaking of which ...

I'mOnIt: I'm not showing you. I look awful.

SweetAsSugar: oh c'mon Tweaky

SweetAsSugar: just take a picture then, if you don't want to come out and face me.

(I'mOnIt has sent a photo to SweetAsSugar)

SweetAsSugar: OMIGOSH YOU LOOK AMAZING *faints* *dies*

I'mOnIt: shut up

SweetAsSugar: But you look so pretty! I told you the cherry one would suit you, and it sets off your mint green fur perfectly!

I'mOnIt: says the fashionista

SweetAsSugar: now I just need to do something with your hair...

I'mOnIt: nuh uh, you're not going that far, my friend.

SweetAsSugar: But you like the outfit, right?

I'mOnIt: ...

SweetAsSugar: *takes awkward silence as a yes*

I'mOnIt: I'm getting out of this right now.

SweetAsSugar: I know exactly what to do with this photo now.

I'mOnIt: Burn it?

SweetAsSugar: Guess again ;)

I'mOnIt: uh oh, I know that tone.

SweetAsSugar: ;)

I'mOnIt: OH NO DON'T YOU DARE

SweetAsSugar: I think Kwazii would love to see this photo, y'know.

I'mOnIt: I really don't think he would. >:(

SweetAsSugar: you know, I think he really would.

I'mOnIt: DON'T YOU DARE!

(SweetAsSugar has sent a photo to All4Fun)

I'mOnIt: ...

SweetAsSugar: Ta da!

SweetAsSugar: You'll thank me for that one day, you know.

I'mOnIt: I hate you.

SweetAsSugar: ;D