A/N) Dedicated to @AdrianImpalaMata's poor, hurt chair. May it have a speedy recovery XD
YES I'm a very random person who takes inspiration from inanimate objects, DON'T JUDGE ME. XD
Please enjoy!Where Peso takes his medic skills slightly too far on the Octopod and Kwazii is actually the sensible one for once...
Online: GoodAsNew, FastAndFearless,
FastAndFearless: Oh, hi Peso, didn't hear you up in the HQ
GoodAsNew: Hi Kwazii
FastAndFearless: the Vegimals just told me to tell everyone lunch is ready, so... Peso what is that, matey?
GoodAsNew: this? Oh, just fixing a chair
GoodAsNew: Dashi told me that you spun around in it yesterday and the back of it snapped off
FastAndFearless: oh yeah... whoops, forgot about that XD
FastAndFearless: but matey... you're a medic
FastAndFearless: why are you trying to fix a chair?
GoodAsNew: well, today's been pretty quiet in terms of patients, and there's been no mission today so no-one to help, and the only creatures in the Sick Bay are two sleepy crabs and an eel whose tail is healing, so I decided to have a wander around the Octopod instead
GoodAsNew: and bandages turn out to be really useful!
GoodAsNew: look, this chair is practically as good as new!
FastAndFearless: ... you've just wrapped a lot of bandages around the back of it, matey
GoodAsNew: yep, isn't it great?
GoodAsNew: good as new, as I said :)
FastAndFearless: shouldn't you leave fixing things to Tweak?
FastAndFearless: she is the engineer around here
FastAndFearless: I learnt that the hard way when I broke the Gup B and tried to fix it a few nights ago. And had to fix it all over again. When Tweak laughed at me and Shellington
GoodAsNew: well, Tweak's very busy right now
GoodAsNew: and I got bored :)
FastAndFearless: (wait, why am I suddenly the one trying to give you sensible advice?)
GoodAsNew: well done, chair, I think you deserve a sticker since you've been my ... my ...
FastAndFearless: most inanimate patient ever?
GoodAsNew: that works, thanks Kwazii!
GoodAsNew: aww, it's feeling so much better
FastAndFearless: um, how do you know?
FastAndFearless: it being so inanimate and all
GoodAsNew: oh, it told me
FastAndFearless: of course it did :/
FastAndFearless: sooo, Peso, assuming that this method of yours does heal this poor sick chair, when will you be able to take the bandages off?
GoodAsNew: when it's feeling all better :)
FastAndFearless: o_o
FastAndFearless: riiight
FastAndFearless: I'm sure the back won't just fall right off again at all
GoodAsNew: hey, look Kwazii, the hot chocolate machine is broken!
GoodAsNew: Tweak must be really very busy
FastAndFearless: matey, I really don't think that's a good idea...
GoodAsNew: Don't worry, hot chocolate machine, I help anything that's hurt or sick!
FastAndFearless: (how are you going to wrap bandages around that?)
GoodAsNew: this opens up so many possibilities
GoodAsNew: I think one of the Octopod arms is looking kind of loose, actually, Tweak told me the things on her To-Do list when I sat next to her at breakfast
FastAndFearless: (I think I just need to tell Tweak to stop talking in the mornings)
(GamerGirl has logged on)
FastAndFearless: speaking of the devil
GamerGirl: guys, are ya coming to lunch or not?
GamerGirl: ... wait, what's going on up here?
GamerGirl: and why is that chair covered in bandages?
GoodAsNew: there we go, good as new! :)
FastAndFearless: seriously, don't ask
GamerGirl: okaaay
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