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77) Mad Scientist

A/N) Where Shellington goes all Frankenstein on us and Tweak can only despair of him.

Online: DynamicDiscoveries, I'mOnIt

DynamicDiscoveries: just one more thing to add before this experiment is complete...

I'mOnIt: um - hi, Shellington

DynamicDiscoveries: look at what I have created!!

DynamicDiscoveries: muhahahaha

I'mOnIt: Shellington, what's with the evil scientist thing

DynamicDiscoveries: oh - erm ... nothing!

I'mOnIt: what have you 'created', anyway

DynamicDiscoveries: oh, just a cup of hot chocolate

I'mOnIt: oh, that's a relief

I'mOnIt: I thought you were actually experimenting on something again

DynamicDiscoveries: oh, I wouldn't do that :)

DynamicDiscoveries: ... and now I shall drink this evil concoction muhaha

I'mOnIt: again with the evil laughter

DynamicDiscoveries: hehe sorry tweak :)

I'mOnIt: thanks for making me a hot drink, anyway

DynamicDiscoveries: you're welcome ;)

I'mOnIt: um

I'mOnIt: this coffee tastes kinda weird

I'mOnIt: oh no.

I'mOnIt: Shellington.

DynamicDiscoveries: ;p

I'mOnIt: what did you put in it this time?

I'mOnIt: Look I know you're really into experimenting right now but you've got to stop tampering with my coffee

I'mOnIt: you already did it on Monday, when you tried adding peppermint to normal coffee

I'mOnIt: I'm as much a fan of mint tea as the next gal, but some infusions are just not meant to be

DynamicDiscoveries; I didn't mind it

I'mOnIt: you will make, do or apparently eat anything if you thought Dashi might like it

I'mOnIt: what a coincidence that I heard her talking about how much she loves certain flavours with you, Peso and the Vegimals this morning - including - guess what? - mint.

DynamicDiscoveries: wow - what a coincidence indeed... ;S

I'mOnIt: and then on Thursday, you tried giving me a cup made of a blend of lots of different drinks

I'mOnIt: hot chocolate usually tastes good with just about anything, but with a combination of coffee, strawberry milkshake and apple juice, I think we've found the exception to that rule

I'mOnIt: even Tunip had to spit it out when he tried it

I'mOnIt: (he did end up drinking the entire glass in the end, but whatever)

DynamicDiscoveries: at least i'm willing to try these things!

DynamicDiscoveries: there must have been one person once who first tried putting strawberry and milk in a blender together and look how popular the result is!

I'mOnIt: Simple ingredients, Shel. Not coffee, liquefied strawberries and sugared apple concentrate.

DynamicDiscoveries: this hot chocolate has marshmallows as part of the liquid mixture

DynamicDiscoveries: you're always complaining that people put the marshmallows in the hot chocolate machine, so this is the perfect solution

I'mOnIt: liquid marshmallow actually sounds disgusting

I'mOnIt: and if you dare put any of that - stuff in any of my drinks I am never fixing up another of your forever broken test tubes again

DynamicDiscoveries: :o

I'mOnIt: this is your last warning

I'mOnIt: STOP MESSING WITH THE OCTOPOD DRINKS

DynamicDiscoveries: yes tweak

DynamicDiscoveries: sorry tweak

I'mOnIt: now go and make me another coffee, with JUST hot water, coffee granules and a spoon of sugar in it this time. No weird experimental ingredients. No popping something unknown in in an attempt to make it taste better.

DynamicDiscoveries: yes tweak

I'mOnIt: I knew it was a bad idea letting Shellington watch Frankenstein with me, Dashi and the Vegimals the other day

I'mOnIt; now he's got ideas of becoming some kind of mad scientist

DynamicDiscoveries: Dr Frankenstein pushed the boundaries of medical and biological science! His experimentations led to remarkable discoveries and world-changing knowledge about the human brain!

I'mOnIt: and also a monster that went on rampages and killed people.

DynamicDiscoveries: but a living, alive monster nonetheless!

I'mOnIt: wow, living and alive. Impressive. Yet still a monster

I'mOnIt: plus, Frankenstein is made up.

DynamicDiscoveries; HOW DARE YOU :O

I'mOnIt: Shellington, you are a good scientist

I'mOnIt: well, good might be stretching it just a little, but - not evil, anyway

I'mOnIt: marine biologists with an inexplicable shell obsession do not go around experimenting with things and putting odd ingredients in other people's drinks.

I'mOnIt: you just learn stuff

DynamicDiscoveries: I guess so

DynamicDiscoveries: okay, thanks Tweak

I'mOnIt: THANK YOU (finally!)

DynamicDiscoveries; I will go and be a good, normal marine biologist and study my shells in peace

I'mOnIt: definitely for the best

I'mOnIt: ... why does this fish biscuit taste like - tomato ketchup?

DynamicDiscoveries: oh yeah, forgot about that particular experiment...

I'mOnIt: Shellington - you didn't, did you?

DynamicDiscoveries: muhahahaha!

I'mOnIt: what have I told you about the evil laughter, Shellington? Plus - STOP WITH THE EXPERIMENTS ALREADY

DynamicDiscoveries: (muhaha) XD