5) Changing Usernames

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Where Kwazii hacks into the OctoPhones. People aren't impressed.

Online: KingAwesomePirate, BadAccordianPlayer, Nervous_wreck, Just_Scottish, VainQueen, Hot_engineer, EightLegsTooMany

Hot_engineer: I. Am. Going. To. KILL YOU KWAZII!!

KingAwesomePirate: why, don't u like yr new username???

Hot_engineer: how did you even hack my OctoPhone?

KingAwesomePirate: guess I'm cleverer than u knew

Just_Scottish: cleverer isn't even a word Kwazii

KingAwesomePirate: it is NOW!!

Just_Scottish: why just_scottish anyway?

KingAwesomePirate: u just ... are

VainQueen: why kwazii that's just mean

KingAwesomePirate: what his or yrs

VainQueen: who's do you think :(

KingAwesomePirate: I'm sorry dashi didn't mean to hurt yr feelings I'll change it now...

Hot_engineer: No don't you dare hack into it again ...

(VainQueen has changed username)

(natural_beauty has logged on)

KingAwesomePirate: happy now?

natural_beauty: much thx kwazii

Nervous_wreck: I liked my old username

KingAwesomePirate: yeah

Hot_engineer: i will never forgive you for this

KingAwesomePirate: you will

Hot_engineer: change my username too

KingAwesomePirate: No can do soz

Hot_engineer: why not :/

KingAwesomePirate: 1 time only offer sorry

Hot_engineer: grrr...

BadAccordianPlayer: Hey I'm not that bad an accordion player

KingAwesomePirate: perleaase... you only play with orcas

BadAccordianPlayer: I can play on my own too

KingAwesomePirate: as far away from the Octopod as possible pls :D

BadAccordianPlayer: people like my music

KingAwesomePirate: correction - orcas like your music

Nervous_wreck: I may get nervous at times but it's not your place to make fun of me for it.

KingAwesomePirate: Hey peso u r tho...

Nervous_wreck: making fun of me isn't nice

(Nervous_wreck has signed out)

natural_beauty: well done kwazii

KingAwesomePirate: Hey it's not my fault he's temperamental

Just_Scottish: that's mean kwazii even by your standards

natural_beauty: hey shel do you want to go and check if pesos all right?

Just_Scottish: okay

(natural_beauty has signed out)

(Just_Scottish has signed out)

EightLegsTooMany: Kwazii, you're not doing a great job of getting on peoples' good side today.

KingAwesomePirate: oh hey prof, like the username?

EightLegsTooMany: As a matter of fact, no. Nor did anybody else.

KingAwesomePirate: oh c'mon guys

(EightLegsTooMany has signed out)

KingAwesomePirate: it was a joke!!!

BadAccordianPlayer: I'm going to go and practice the accordion in my room.

(BadAccordianPlayer has signed out)

KingAwesomePirate: just u and me left now tweak

Hot_engineer: give me the phone control

KingAwesomePirate: never

KingAwesomePirate: thought you'd like your name, it's a compliment

Hot_engineer: really?

KingAwesomePirate: sure of course

Hot_engineer: you're lying

KingAwesomePirate: No I'm not

Hot_engineer: give me the control

KingAwesomePirate: u r hot

Hot_engineer: ... really? ...

KingAwesomePirate: Yes. in a green sort of way

Hot_engineer: I hate you.

KingAwesomePirate: u r green! It's a fact!

Hot_engineer: I hate you so much right now.

KingAwesomePirate: that also means you love me

Hot_engineer: in your dreams cat

Hot_engineer: give me the controls

KingAwesomePirate: no. you love me.

Hot_engineer: I really don't.

KingAwesomePirate: when r u going to accept it?

Hot_engineer: when you're rotting in hell

KingAwesomePirate: I have the power over your phone right now. I could change anything.

KingAwesomePirate: I could spill secrets...

Hot_engineer: ...

KingAwesomePirate: you love me really

Hot_engineer: ... I hate you ...

KingAwesomePirate: I know.

Okay this sort of turned into Twazii at the end there and I may have accidentally made Kwazii the bad guy in this! Oops! But he was joking *mainly*

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