Supernatural x Reader Oneshots

We've got the biggest balls of them all (Lucifer x Reader?)

"So Lucifer..." You say awkwardly as you say while you look around the room. You were currently tied up to a chair and waiting for the Winchesters to come and save you. After all you were a good friend of theirs so the thought of you being kidnapped would no doubt piss them off. Now you just had to wait for them to show up. Until then you'd manage to find something to do.

The arch angel glanced down at you and he didn't seem to be all that happy. Probably because his hot vessel was slowly deteriorating and Sam had outright rejected his proposal on several occasions. Truthfully who the hell would actually agree to letting Satan into their body. Well at least he asks for consent.

"What?" He asked with a raised eyebrow and you smiled sheepishly as you tried to tie your thoughts together. It was hard since there were like three demons around and you were completely defenseless.

"Want to untie me. Like I know some people are into these things but it's a bit too kinky for me." You tried to persuade. Sure you lied about it being too kinky but nobody needs to know that unless you took them to bed. And you are not taking Lucifer to bed. The arch angel gave you a very confused look as one of the demons laughed a bit but quickly covered their mouth.

He seemed to get the idea, since Lucifer wasn't a pure little baby like Castiel was. However he was still an angel and had been casted into a cage in the depths of hell for a pretty long time so you could only assume he isn't all that up to date on terms from the 21st century.

"No, you can sit there." He stated and a frown was put onto your face. Like seriously was it that hard to just untie you? Like was it really that hard. What could you possibly do to fucking Lucifer other than annoy the living hell out of him? Actually that sounded like a pleasant idea.

"Okay." You said and you stayed silent for a good ten minutes before you broke out into song.

"Ohhhhh I know a song that gets on everybody's nerves. Everybody's nerves. Everybody's nerves. Oh I know a song that gets on everybody's nerves and this is how it goes!" You sang as loud as you can and by the fifth repeat you suddenly realized you had a hand around your throat. Lucifer glared down at you and you stared at him straight in the face.

"Stop it." He demanded and you'd admit he had a very terrifying aura around him. His face was right in front of your own so you decided to stretch your head a bit and kissed him slightly. You noticed his eyes were a bit wide and he seemed to be in shock. He looked down at you with a smirk.

"Now I see how the Winchesters like you." He commented and you looked confused. Was it because of your amazing personality or your amazing singing voice? Nah probably not. Sadly you'd have to wait for that answer because not even a second later the doors burst open and your boys were here to save you.

The next time you met Lucifer however you found out why he said that.

It's because you have giant balls.

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Anybody got the song reference on the title?
Nobody?
Okay