Supernatural x Reader Oneshots

Your Day (LuciferxReader)

“So how are you enjoying ‘your day’, Luce?” You asked from the couch with a sly smile. Yes you were sitting on a couch in your pajamas in the presence of the Lucifer. Satan himself was sitting before you. You were actually in a lovely relationship with him at the moment.

He was actually a really sweet guy if you got the whole ‘I hate all humans and wish for the apocalypse to wipe you all out’ thing. Okay even after that he was still a snarky, cocky, sarcastic, conceited douche bag, but he was your snarky, cocky, sarcastic, conceited douche bag is it was all good in your books. Not to mention he managed to find a damn fine vessel, even if at times it has skin problems.

“What are you talking about?” Lucifer said while spinning in a chair. Did you mention he was rather childish in your presence; well he was just a bit at times. Like as of now. Actually you were pretty sure he was bipolar but eh you weren’t a doctor or anything so you never said anything.

“It’s Halloween, also known t some super religious people, your birthday.” You said while wiggling your eyebrows. “That’s idiotic, I was created not born.” Lucifer said and you nodded. “Obvious but try telling that to those pricks.” You sighed while shaking your head.

“Now what do people do now and days for Halloween anyway?” Lucifer decided to ask, his curious nature getting the best of him. Even though he says he hates humans he sure does wonder what they do a lot of the times. “They dress up and go door to door to get candy. They carve pumpkins and decorate their houses to be creepy and girls basically dress like a slut. It went downhill from certain times where it was cool to be creepy for Halloween and everything but hey that’s just humans now and days, right?” You asked with a shrug.

“Why aren’t you celebrating?” He asked and you shrugged. “I’m with you, duh. I don’t need to celebrate things when I get to hang with you. Although if you want to make it special we can eat candy.” You say and he snapped his fingers, knowing what you were getting at.

A bowl of cute chocolates were placed next to Lucifer and you went over to grab one. However once you almost got one a hand stopped you. Lucifer popped one so it was halfway in his mouth and halfway out. You got what he was getting out so you sat on his lap and kissed him, grabbing the chocolate and eating it.

“Happy now?” You asked with a raised eyebrow. “Silly you, it’s my day to celebrate my birth.” Lucifer decided to joke around and you rolled your eyes. You grabbed another chocolate and held it to Lucifer and he ate it out of your hand. “You’re pathetic.” You joke around and he wraps his arms around you.

“Sure, I’m the pathetic one.” He scoffed and you chuckled. “Okay fine, we’re both pathetic, happy now?” You asked with a raised eyebrow and he seemed satisfied with this answer and nodded. You gave him another quickly kiss before grabbing the bowl of chocolate and going back to the couch.

Lucifer frowned at you. “Don’t I get anything for my birthday?” He asked and you just shrugged. “Hey maybe later.” You said while continuing to eat your chocolate. You’ve had worse Halloweens