Supernatural x Reader Oneshots

Shriek for Shrek (Sam x Reader)

It was midnight and here was only one thing on your mind as you laid in bed. You had been scrolling on your phone when you should-be, probably, been asleep and ready for what was to come the next day. Sadly, you couldn't. Not with your mind going a million miles a second.

You slowly sat up in your bed in the quiet bunker and thought about your options carefully. You could always write your thoughts to share them with someone later. A better idea to you, being the little shit you were, was to go and tell someone now. At three in the morning. You were a delight to be around.

You chuckled as you got out of bed, you feet touching the cold floors on the bunkers and you quickly found your novelty slippers that happened to be...well it went along perfectly with your train of thoughts.

You slipped them on and and grabbed a coat that didn't actually belong to you, but you did steal it fair and square. Seeing it, however, made you realize exactly who you wanted to see. The owner of said coat. Perfect.

You quietly walked out of your room and made your way through the dark hallway, only tripping over thin air a few times, until you came to the door you were looking for. You opened it, surprised he hadn't locked it before going to bed, and slipped in.

He laid there on his back, his oversized body fitting comfortably on the large bed you convinced him to get. You creeped closer to him and sat on the bed delicately as to not stir him awake. As soon as you were sure he wouldn't wake up from you being silent you opened your mouth.

"MORNING MOOSE!" You shouted while shaking him and, like the hunter he was, he was quick to react and flipped you so that you were the one on the bed and he was hovering over you. It took him a moment to snap out of his sleepy daze and when he did he realized who woke him.

"Well, this was an unexpected but not unwanted turn of events." You said and Sam rolled his eyes at your obvious innuendo before he got off you and sat down on the bed, looking at the clock.

"It's three in the morning, why'd you wake me? What's wrong?" He asked, thinking you might actually have something important to tell him and you looked him dead in the eyes with the most serious expression you could muster.

"Shrek 5 comes out 2020 and will be about Shrek's backstory and how he came to be and I'm so excited, was he born an ogre? Was he cursed? Will we see baby Shrek? Angsty teen Shrek? I need answers, moose, and I need them now." You said as your hands were now on his shoulders and you were attempting to shake him, however as he was clearly stronger than you he didn't budge.

"Did you honestly break into my room in the middle of the night to discuss Shrek?" He asked, almost in disbelief and you chuckled and nodded.

"Okay well in my defense the door was unlocked so I didn't break in, I snuck in. There's a difference." You said and bopped his nose with your finger and he rolled his eyes at you.

"No, there isn't. So why couldn't this wait until morning?" He asked, rubbing the sleep from his eyes and you shuffled a bit on the bed.

"Oh well, you know, my Shrek slippers were staring at me and I came across this on my phone and long story short I couldn't sleep until I told someone. Theeeeeen I put in your jacket and was like 'Oh gravy this belongs to my moose...that's who I should tell!' So I made my way here and told you." You explained with a giant grin on your face and he face palmed.

"You really are something, you know that?" He said and ruffled your hair a bit and you just smirked before going over and hugging him.

"Ya I know, now come on I'm tired and need some sleep." You said with a yawn. Now that you told someone the drowsiness was getting to you.

"Oh, you're the one in need of sleep?" Sam scoffed as you had been the one to wake him up and you nodded.

"Well obviously I've had some important matters on my mind all night. It's exhausting, I don't even think I can make it to my room." You said as you buried your face into his chest.

"Let me carry you there." Sam said sarcastically and you looked up before landing a small kiss on his lips

"Nah I made you get this giant bed for a reason. You're going to be my teddy moose tonight, okay." You said and kicked off your slippers and threw the jacket you were wearing into the floor.

"Sure just barge into my room, wake me up in the middle of the night, make a mess out of my room, then sleep in my bed. Sure, go ahead." Sam said, once again being sarcastic.

"Oh you know you love it. I make life more interesting." You said and dragged him down so that he was now lying next to you. Oh entwined your body with his as though he were a body pillow.

"I sleep now." You said while looking up and Sam only murmured and grabbed the blankets to deal over the two of you.

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Prompt was found on tumblr:

http://happylilprompts.tumblr.com/post/164030313049/a-wake-up-b-wha-whats-wrong-a

A: "WAKE UP!"
B: "Wha-what's wrong?!"
A: "Shrek 5 comes out 2020 and will be about Shrek's backstory and how he came to be and I'm so excited, was he born an ogre? Was he cursed? Will we see baby Shrek? Angsty teen Shrek? I need answers."
B: "...did you honestly break into my room in the middle of the night to discuss SHREK?!"

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Okay guys so like I'm actually have a lot of trouble coming up with ideas (which is why I used a prompt for this) so just saying, if any of you guys have any suggestions for future stories go ahead and put them in the comments I'll probably make a separate chapter tomorrow explaining it but ya. Can't promise I'll do all of them but if I like the idea then ya. Just throw in the character, idea, and if you want, the type of reader (I don't do racial thing with readers and I'm trying to keep things androgynous from here in out however if it's a lemon then I'll figure something out).

I update when I can but I do live a very busy life at the moment as I'm now studying for the state board exams for cosmetology and it's a lot not to mention I'll be moving in a few months so like ya a lots going on. I will write when I have inspiration (which there is a much higher chance if you throw me some prompts just saying)