Supernatural x Reader Oneshots

Baby Boomers (Husband!Baby!Dean x Reader)

You were used to weird and unexpected things to happen in your life. What you didn't expect was to be relaxing one day inside the bunker that you had grown to love and have Sam come back with a baby. Sadly, this is exactly what happened.

While relaxing on the couch in the living room section of the bunker, you heard the doors open and lazily looked up from the book you were invested in, only to see your husband's giant of a brother walk inside with a small baby wrapped up in soft blankets.

"Um...Sam? Did another shape-shifter have a baby or something?" You asked while trying to see the little bundle that was in the blanket and Sam sighed.

"No, it's a bit more...complicated." Sam started off and you rose your eyebrow in a questioning gaze, "You see Dean decided to taunt this one witch and..." Sam trailed off and you stopped for a moment while getting off the couch.

"Wait then is that...?" I said while walking over to the little bundle and peering in and seeing a small, frowning baby with forest green eyes. Eyes that you knew all too well. This wasn't how you were planning on spending your day.

You backed away for a moment with a blank expression and Sam was about to say something when you burst into giggles, clutching your stomach as you collapsed.

"Holy shit my husband got turned into a baby what even is my life?" You said while howling out in laughter, wiping away a stray tear that formed in the corner of your eye. This was just too good.

"You're not mad?" Sam asked and you slowly got up while still laughing and put your hands on your hips before deciding you wanted to hold your babified husband.

"Nah, we can always get Cas to turn him back, but this is going to serve as perfect blackmail material." You said while snatching baby Dean from Sam and cooing over how cute he was with his little chubby cheeks. he was glaring at you and making a small noise of protest, as he clearly still had his adult knowledge to him.

"Ya see that's the problem...Cas is kind of busy right now with...angel stuff. It's going to take a while before he can turn Dean back. On the plus side, it seems he's growing rapidly so we might not even need Castiel." Sam said and you rose an eyebrow once more.

"How so?" You asked while bouncing the baby in your arms unconsciously.

"Well when the spell or hex first hit him he looked to be a newborn infant, now he looks a few months old...I think? The long story is he aged up on the way home, which is why he's in a blanket and not proper clothes, he grew out of them." Sam explained and you hummed a bit while looking at the baby in your arms.

"Well, then I guess we'll just take care of Dean, take various blackmail photographs, and absolutely humiliate him until either he is an adult again, or Cas shows up." You explained, looking down at Dean and to your surprise, his eyes were half lidded as he was clearly getting sleepy.

"You know Dean's going to be pissed when he has his body back, or at least when he's able to function like a proper person again," Sam said with a smirk though he was obviously thinking along the same lines as yourself.

"Don't care, it's not every day an opportunity like this arises." You said while shifting Dean so he was in one arm and pulling out a phone, quickly snapping a photo then putting it on your home screen.

"Well come on, we might as well put him down for a nap while he's an infant and hopefully when he wakes up he'll be a toddler." You said as you walked over to the couch and began to prepare some things with one hand. Soon Sam took over as it was clear you were struggling and once it was done you laid Dean down.

"Well I'm going to get some research done, do you have this under control?" Sam asked while pointing to you and Dean.

"I got this." You said and watched as he left the room. You sat down and began watching some chick-flick and began dozing off yourself when Dean woke up and began making a noise. He wasn't crying, it was Dean with his normal memories, but as he couldn't talk he was clearly trying to communicate he needed something.