Supernatural x Reader Oneshots

Randomness (Castiel x Reader)

"Cassssss."

"Cas."

"Casti"

"Angel boi"

"Yo angel man!"

You were getting a bit impatient at this moment. Here you were, waiting for your best friend to get his ass over to where you were, and he was taking his sweet as time. You scowled in frustration. He had PROMISED you that you'd get to watch a movie tonight and so him being late was putting a damper on your mood.

So what if the Winchesters were in a horrible life or death situation hunting down that one werewolf somewhere in Nevada, your entertainment was far more important.

You fell onto the couch with a large sigh as you looked around the bunker. You might as well try and entertain yourself with something while you waited for Castiel to get the hell over to where you were. You wrapped a blanket around you and hen slowly started to roll around on the couch in boredom until you managed to fall off with a thump.

"Ow." You said in a monotone voice as your stared at the ceiling. You then emerged from your warm blanket cocoon and went into the kitchen. A bag of unpopped popcorn was on the counter and you tossed it back into the cupboard as went into the fridge to grab your favorite flavor of Icecream you always insisted needed to be in here.

You grabbed one often largest spoons in the drawer and then walked back into the living room. You then proceeded to entertain yourself.

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By the time the angel walked into the bunker you had already managed to eat a whole tin of Icecream, jumped on and nearly destroyed the couch, fired several rounds of bullets into a cardboard cutout of Justin Bieber you once found whole scouring the dumpster for no particular reason, and you also managed to write with sharpie on the walls.

You were now laying in the middle of the floor, your hands covered in who knows what and you stared at the ceiling as if regretting every life choice you made.

"(Y/N)?" You heard the deep voice and grunted in response.

"I apologize for being late, the Winchesters ran into some trouble." Castiel said and you once again grunted before rolling onto your stomach and looking up at him.

"I was bored Cas." You said in a flat voice and he shifted uncomfortably in the room. He looked down at your form, a complete mess yet still managed to be cute.

"How can I make it up, (Y/N)?" He asked and you slowly got up and looked at him before pointing to the kitchen.

"Prepare the popcorn angel boi and I'll pick the movie." You commanded and he nodded before suddenly disappearing. You got onto your legs, wobbly since minutes before Cas arrived you had been spinning in circles until you were dizzy and fell over. You managed to get to your movie collection and picked out "A Haunted House" for the hell of it.

Castiel soon came back with some popcorn, which you had taught him how to make about three weeks ago. He awkwardly sat on the couch, not used to doing such normal things with a person. You pressed the play button and watched as the movie started.

As the movie played you continuously watched to see how Castiel reacted. His reactions were actually pretty hilarious since he didn't understand why they thought ghosts were like this and the sex jokes were just horrifying to him. You were having a great time and by the time the credits played you looked over at him.

"Doesn't this movie remind you of hunting?" You asked him curiosity and he just gave you a 'wtf' looks and you rolled your eyes.

"It was a joke Cas." You said before getting up and going to turn the movie off. That's when you noticed the house was still a mess from your little boredom episode.

"Caaaaaas you should help me clean the place up." You called and they could tell he was going to use Angel voodoo to clean it up and you just scowled and he stopped in his tracks.

"I mean actually clean Cas, come on." You said as you went into the kitchen to grab your good friend Mr. Clean. You tossed one of them to Cas and started to use your own to attempt to get sharpie off the wall. You didn't know if it would work but when has Mr. Clean ever let you down?

As you were scrubbing you felt a presence behind you.

"(Y/N), this isn't doing anything." You heard Cas say and you turned around to see his sponge was wrecked and sighed.

"Okay I'll let you used your magical Levi cleaning abilities on one condition." You said with your arms crossed. He raised an eyebrow and waited for you to continue and you smiled.

"I get a kiss. I've been good today and waited for you and I want a reward." You said with your arms crossed. Sure you said this to watch the Angel squirm around awkwardly and ponder what to do, but if you got a kiss out of it then all the better right?

You then saw him lean down and in a second you felt lips on your own. However they were removed rather fast and you heard a snap and noticed the room was cleaned. Then you saw Cas sigh a bit before stepping back.

"Dean needs me." Castiel said quickly and then disappeared. You scalpels slightly before smiling. Well looks like you'll just have to ask for another kiss sometime.

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Wanna know why this chapter is named randomness? Because I was just writing down random shiz and this was born. Also look an update it's only been like a year wow. I'm the bestest you're welcome.

Sorry for any typos I wrote this on my phone.