Supernatural x Reader Oneshots

Soft Hair (Sam x Reader)

Okay that was unfair. Officially unfair. Sam Winchester, the man who is usually out killing things and probably sweating all the time and doesn't get to shower every single night (Or so you assumed) had the softest freaking hair in existence. It would put a bunny rabbit to shame and that was saying something since everyone knows bunnies are the softest and most cuddly thing sin the world. You scowled while sitting cross legged in the back of the Impala.

"(Y/N) stop pouting and put your feet down." Dean said, not even looking off the road and you just huffed. Why should he tell you what to do? Where did he get the right. You looked at the back of Sam's head resentfully as you slowly put your feet to the floor. You looked down at your feet then back up to the boys then back down. You'd be at the hotel soon. You swore when you got there you'd do something to make your hair softer than his hair.

You felt the car stop and you blinked a couple of times, realizing that you were already at the hotel. You surged out of the car and felt for the room key in your back pocket, opened your door, and then locked it shut without saying anything to the boys. You looked around the hotel room and let out a loud wheeze like noise when it donned on you that you'd have to go out shopping for what you wanted. 

You surveyed the outside before deeming it safe from the brothers and left. Luckily there was a small convenance store close to the hotel so you quickly purchased your items and went back to your hotel room. You then put on an old shirt that you typically didn't wear anymore and got the turkey baster out that you purchased along with the tub of coconut oil. 

"I should heat this up..." You muttered before throwing the solid oil into the microwave and waited for it to liquify before you sat down at a chair in front of a mirror. You then started to put oil all over your hair and once your hair looked like death you stopped. You looked in the mirror and laughed before putting it into spikes and doing all kind of crazy things since it was so oily is just stayed.

"Oh where's the shower cap...?" You mumbled under your breath and found it in the back. You put the blue cap on your head and then began waiting for the hour to pass you by. When you said pass you by you meant jumping on the bed while singing random songs until you got a complaint and had to stop. You then took a shower, washing the oily mess on your head twice and then got out. You dried your hair successfully and made it look more presentable. It was now completely dry and oh so soft.

"This-this is softer than a bun bun's fur." You said before grabbing some clothes and texting Sam to open the door because it was just you coming over. Yu stood in front of the boy's shared room and a second later Sam opened and smiled over at you.

"(Y/N), I didn't think you'd be coming over so soon. Over your jealousy?" He teased and you smirked while walking past him and sitting on the bed. Dean looked over and decided he wanted nothing to do with your craziness and said he'd be getting some dinner.

"Sam, I need you to do me a favor." You said while crossing your legs and crossing your arms as well, giving a look that you were going to ask him something serious. Sam looked you over and didn't know if he should laugh at the sudden serious that was so out of character for you, or actually take the situation seriously.

"Uh sure." He said and sat down across from you. You let the silence drag on for a more dramatic effect before you finally opened your mouth to utter the words you couldn't wait to say to the soft haired moose.

"Feel my hair dude." You said and tilted your head so your hair was closer to his hand. Sam looked a bit confused at first and you spoke again, "Don't question just do it." you murmured.

He went along with it and ran a calloused hand through your hair. You would admit it felt good and you wouldn't mind if he kept on doing that. However his hand left your scalp and he looked at you with an 'seriously' look and you just smirked.

"Softer than yours, huh?" You said while prodding him with your finger in a childish way.

"You went through all that trouble to have softer hair than me?" He asked you and you just nodded before stretching.

"Ya because not all of us can have Thoreal hair products so I made do with the resources the natural world gave to me." You said while crossing your arms. Truthfully if need be you'd just have summoned Crowley and...convince him with various devil traps and salts to give you softer hair for the price of nothing. A friend discount you'd call it.

Sam early raised an eyebrow at your comment before shaking his head and pulling you over to him.

"Want to know my secret?" He asked and you looked over at him with gleaming eyes and nodded eagerly, waiting for him to say something. However he didn't say anything for a moment and you realized just how close you were to the man.

"Why do you smell like coconut?" He asked and you blushed while looking away and fiddling with your hands.

"No reason, now your secret." You said and looked at him again, he knew you were avoiding the question however he pretty much figured out how you got your hair to be so soft and he'd probably bring it up later.

"Hotel products." he said and you frowned. You never liked to use hotel products so usually you'd always have shampoo and conditioner stashed under the impala's seats for when you go to hotels. Although when you have to leave suddenly in the middle of the night you always end up mourning the still full bottle of hair products you left behind. However if Sam was able to get soft hair from that then who were you to question it. Ah screw it you'd probably still use your hair products screw hotel crap, not even the food is good.

"Psh fine, now I'm going to get going." You said and suddenly stood up. However you forgot just how close Sam was to you and when you got up you accidentally bumped into his chin and your eyes broadened at the sight of Sam clutching his chin.

"Oh no I'm so sorry." You said and quick;y went to hold onto his chin and stared at him with grievous eyes. You didn't mean to do that. You two stared at each other for a minute and suddenly you felt something soft on your lips and they were suddenly gone and you saw Sam's flushed face.

"Sorry about that (Y/N)." Sam said and you just shook your head and put on a smile.

"No need to apologize, however if I get a kiss for having softer hair than yours I guess I'll have to make sure I have the softest hair in the world." You said and kissed his cheek before hopping off and began your descent to the door. You flashed him a smile before going to your room.

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Yo everyone here's another story. At the moment I still don't have a beta reader however I've had a lot of people contact me and I decided I'd choose someone on Saturday to be my beta reader after I review everyone offering. If you'd still like to be a beta reader you can just contact me through messaging me or commenting on the 'Important Message' chapter.

That's about it for now though so I love you all and I shall see y'all later, toodles~

-Salt