You had been sent to hell. Don’t ask how or why, but you had kind of expected it. You knew that you weren’t a bad person, but some of the things you said or did were taken as very offensive to some people, and apparently that’s all it takes to get sent to hell. So here you were, getting your number for the extremely long line and you blew a piece of hair out of your eye. Just your luck, you were not a patient person and the horrid music was already annoying you and you hadn’t even been in hell for a whole ten minutes yet.
After another thirty minutes you gave up on being patient. Everyone else seemed to be too scared to leave the line, but you were a bit weird and you didn’t take shit that’s given to you. This is how you winded up leaving the line and walking through the halls. Some souls looked at you as if you were crazy and you let out a small shrug. Now what could you do?
You saw some random doors around the place and decided to open some of them. “Oh what’s this!” You said while flinging open the first door and looked around. It was dark but you saw some hooks that had some blood on them. You closed the door before running over to the next door. “Oh what’s this?” You said again and flung open the door and looked inside.
This room had lots of fire and you once again closed the door, running to the next one. “Oh what’s this?!” You screamed it this time and opened the door. There were various things to impale a person and you sighed before closing. Nothing was interesting in this place, all just normal things you’d expect from hell. This place needed a makeover, and badly. You could think of way worse forms of torture, like taping on earphones with your most hated song on reply for days on end, or having to see your grandmother give you a lap dance.
Those were the things that would make this place a literal hell. Sadly this place had nothing of the sorts. You then opened up another door with a frown. You didn’t even react, you just slowly closed the door. “Wow, so that hentai was right about there being tentacle rape in hell…huh.” You mumbled under your breath and just gave it a small shrug.
That’s when you saw two men. One was a very handsome but adorable guy in a trench coat and the other one was in a suit and was also fairly handsome. You run up to them and stand in front of the two. “What’s this?” You ask while bobbing your head to the side. The two men looked at you before you shrugged and ran away with a smile as you continued to open up doors and shout the whole “What’s this?!” repeatedly.
Well that’s what you did until a demon placed you back into the line, clearly annoyed at you and your shouting. Well it didn’t stop you since you just ran out again. You continued doing this and upon other stupid things until they finally kicked you into “The Cage” as they called it. Supposedly this is where they trapped Lucifer and his bro Michael or something was also in there along with a boy named Adam.
Well you were put into the cage and at first you noticed it was a lot colder than the other places in hell and you shivered as bit. The place was so dark and misty you couldn’t even see your fingers in front of your face. “Yo, anybody here?” You called out and once you heard nothing you shrugged. That’s when you started to run and occasionally bump into things that you would always try and inspect while yelling “What’s this?” and such.
You were a bit sad your roommates hadn’t introduced themselves yet, but you were cool with that. Yu could just keep screaming until their forced to deal with you. “Somehow I’ll, make a man, out of you!” You said while skipping along in Lucifer’s cage. His cage was pretty damn big and you wondered if the whole place looked like this or if he had a place with like some huge ass bed and bitches surrounding it or something. You hoped it had bright colors…you liked bright colors.
“Nants ingonyama bagithi Baba
Sithi uhm ingonyama
Nants ingonyama bagithi baba
Sithi uhhmm ingonyama
Ingonyama
Siyo Nqoba
Ingonyama
Ingonyama nengw' enamabala” You started to sing the opening to The Lion King since you were in a Disney mood and you heard a coughing from behind you.
“My roommates?” You ask and suddenly it was like you weren’t lost anymore. Instead you were in a room that looked like it could be used for torture purposes. There were three men and you assumed they were those three guys mentioned earlier. “How did you get into this cage?” A man who with sandy blonde hair and ice blue eyes asked you.
“Oh I annoyed everyone and kept escaping the line of doom so they got fed up and threw me in here, some guy now Crowley had been pissed off at me since I said he sounded like a leprechaun and I told him he should dance and apparently he’s like the king or some shit over there.” You said with a shrug.
“We can see how you’d be annoying…” Another boy who looked rather young and looked slightly similar to the man with the black hair said. “So what are your guy’s names?” You ask while sitting on the floor and looked up at them. “I’m Adam.” The boy who just spoke and noticed the two men near him wouldn’t tell you their names.
“This is Michael and the other one is Lucifer.” Adam said and you nodded. “Well it’s nice to meet you, I’m Y/N.” You say with a slight wave. It was silent after that and you sighed out of boredom. “So what do you guys do for fun…?” You decide to ask them.
“Torture Sam Winchester’s soul, sadly someone took it out of here.” Lucifer mumbled the last part and your lips twitched into a small smile. “Well aren’t you just the sweetie pie. Oh we should so play a game!” You say while clapping your hands together.
“A game?” Michael said while looking at you as if you sprung a second head, which if it had happened that would be pretty badass. “Ya…we should play ‘Would you rather’ what do you say?” You ask while bobbing your head to the side. “This isn’t some girly sleepover.” Adam pointed out. “You’re just too wimpy to have to make a hard choice, wimpy McWimp.” You said while sticking out your tongue.
The three men glared at you after that comment. “We will not listen to your idiocy.” Michael said with a glare. “Awe I thought it would be fun.” Lucifer piped in and you quickly stood next to him and nodded. “See he thinks so.” You said with a wide grin. “Ya, not in this lifetime.” Adam scoffed. “Well, we have eternity together and I managed to get kicked out of hell in only thirty years so looks like we’ll have plenty of lifetimes.” You said while snaking your arm around Adam’s neck and he quickly retreated. It was fine though, because you had an eternity to make two archangels and a human boy your bitches in hell.

YOU ARE READING
Supernatural x Reader Oneshots
FanfictionIMPORTANT UPDATE: This series is being rewritten! The new one is "Reborn - Supernatural/Reader One-Shots". Content is longer and written better. More details found in the last chapter of this book labeled "The End...Or Not?" This is a compilation of...