Footsteps echoed through the halls of the apartment as a quiet chime of bells grew closer. Dean and Sam tried to ignore the cheerful humming they knew meant nothing good. The singing growing to screeching as it came busting through the door.
"Jingle bells~! Jingle bells~! Jingle all the way~!" You screamed as the door slammed against the wall. Dean and Sam looked up to find you in Santa hat, prancing around the room and singing higher and higher, Dean hunched over covering his ears from the all new pain he was now experiencing.
"Come on, it's the 2nd of November... we just got past Halloween!" He yelled making you stop your singing, "we just got over October... Don't start again..." Rubbing the temples of his head as he slowly tried to recover. Sheepishly you looked down at your feet as you heard Sam let out a sigh of amusement, the fire started in your eyes again.
"All I want for Christmas is fooooood~" sing as you jumped onto the couch, receiving a groan from Dean.
"Dashing through the snow, with some hell hounds on my back, I have a nasty plan for Crowley and his sack!" You sang as loud as you could, making Dean just gave you a very irritated look and Sam almost chocking on the coffee he was drinking.
"We are investigating a haunted apartment complex...and you need to sing Christmas parodies?" Dean asked more irritated then before, as you simply nodded, "Just...go do something.... somewhere else..." Dean said looking at Sam, but all he could do was give you an amused look. Pouting, you left the apartment.
Walking around town, the bright lights from the store flashed with the same enthusiasm as you and whimsical christmas decorations that filled you with motivation as they were hung everywhere. Going from store to store you gathered everything you needed to make your mark on this year.
*An ugly Christmas sweater. Check .
*Everything To annoy Dean. Oh god, Check .
Slowly carried it back you knew exactly what you needed to do. Walking into a room it was quiet, no boys in view and so you got to work. Decorating dozens of light everywhere. You turned it on, marvelling at your master piece and began to sing at the top of your lungs;
"We wish you a Happy Hunting,
We wish you a Happy Hunting,
We wish you a Happy Hunting and a Fiery Salt-n-Burn
Holy Water they bring to you and your kin,
Holy Water for a Happy Hunting and a Fiery Salt-n-burn,
Oh, destroy us an Urban Legend,
Oh, destroy us an Urban Legend,
Oh, destroy us an Urban Legend, and do a salt-n-burn,
We won't go until you destroy one,
We won't go until you destroy one,
We won't go until you destroy one, so go out and burn,
We wish you a Happy Hunting,
We wish you a Happy Hunting,
We wish you a Happy Hunting and Fiery Salt-n-burn!"
Dean and Sam walked into the room only to see you in a oversized sweater that had Rudolf on it, next to a giant Christmas trees.
"Really?..." Dean asked letting out a deep sigh. He didn't need this right now, not one of your insanity boredom trips during another hunting trip. Sure you pulled these shenanigans all the time however in the middle of hunting crossed the line.
"Cas." Dean called, his voice gruff and full of annoyance. A moment later, Castiel teleported into the room, right behind Dean.
"Do you need me?" Castiel said and Dean jumped.
"Cas, what did we talk about?" Dean asked making Castiel hang his head in shame. "I just... can you make sure she doesn't get up to any more shenanigans?" Dean sighed as Castiel nodded sadly.
"Have fun you two..." Sam chuckled before following his brother out the door and there you were Sitting patiently next to Castiel before noticing something important.
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Meanwhile the boys were sitting back at the desk and it was nice and silent for a solid ten minutes before they heard something smashing against the floor.
"(Y/N)!" Dean shouted as he ran back into the room that you were currently in. He saw that Castiel in the corner of the room cowering in fear and you walking over the Christmas tree that had fallen over.
"What happened?" Sam asked curiously and you chuckled nervously.
"Well you see I had um... realised we didn't have anything on top of the tree... and well Cas is an a-" Your words got quieter as you looked over at the mortified Castiel.
"Just no." Sam said as he rubbed his temple, trying to hide his laughter.
"Awwwww... come on, it's funny!" You pouted making Dean just shake his head.
"You know what, how about you head back to the bunker and we'll take over here." Dean suggested then Castiel grabbed your arm and teleported you away to the bunker. In a flash you were in your bedroom.
Alone.
And you just so happen to get the best idea.
When the boys came home after the investigation they were greeted with Christmas decoration. Lots and lots of Christmas decorations. Question is.... Where they come from?
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Hello everyone! Did you like how I implied you shoving a christmas tree up Castiel's ass? No...? Well my beta reader liked it so there.
Anyway so from this point on I don't think any fucks will be given thanks to Panda. Like they're all gone. I'm sorry for her. No I'm not. I take that back. Have fun for the rest of the upcoming chapters because it's gonna get cray cray.
Beta Reader: Blackflamehound
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Supernatural x Reader Oneshots
FanfictionIMPORTANT UPDATE: This series is being rewritten! The new one is "Reborn - Supernatural/Reader One-Shots". Content is longer and written better. More details found in the last chapter of this book labeled "The End...Or Not?" This is a compilation of...
