The day had been quite normal and comfortable for you, which only added up to boredom. Nothing interesting was happening and with no Winchesters in the bunker, you need to find a new hobby or a old one, and buying useless stuff off the internet for shits and giggles was starting to sound like the greatest thing ever.
Setting it up was the easy part. Two totally legit IDs and a big smile was all that was needed to be in and out the post office in record time. Set everything up. Picked up the keys. Flirted with the handsome attendant. Get a cake. Three of them four things were not needed, but all in a day's work.
Making your way back into the bunker you felt safe, snug and~ bored. Crashing in the living room, you began. flipping open your laptop and scrolling through many pop-ups and ads. They were a given for where you were going, the dark web had secrets and being in it for a long time you learn how to work it and where to find the premium item, both for you and others.
After reaching your cap of five hundred Bucks on one of your credit card, you torn it and throw it to the sidelines the room. You paid for one day shipping on everything, even the special items you got for your favourite boys. You laid on the couch smirking, waiting for your 'gifts' to arrive.
The next day you wake up in on the couch and left the bunker to pick up your large amount of items from the PO box. With all the items, you slowly made your way over to your car to throw them in. Driving home was when it happen, all the evil thoughts were bubbling over in your mind and a smirk indented itself on your face, that would probably never go away.
Once you got home, you unpacked everything into the bunker and laid they out to see what you brought. Books, socks, animal hats and your beautiful and thoughtful 'gifts'. The clicking of the door echoed through the bunker, signalling the return of the boys. Grabbing their presents, you threw each into their own boxes to keep the magic of the surprise.
"Sammy~ Deany-Poo~ !" You sung, carrying the two different sized mystery boxes to them.
"(Y/n)~!" Sam sung back, huge grins shared between the two of you as he saw what was in your hands. If you found it, it's got to be interesting.
"I've got you two, my favorite boys in the world...PRESENTS!" Grinning from ear to ear as the words you were saying couldn't show all of your excitement. Taking the smallest present out, you handed it to Sam, pouting a little bit as he open the box. It was only a simple bottle of L'oreal shampoo however the name had been changed to 'Thor'eal', flipping it over, it read on the back, "Because Hemsworth it".
"Really," he gave you a questionable look as he tried to hid his snickering from his brother ears.
"I love you my little moose, so only the best for you," winking before you ran to your next victim. Sam was always on your side, so his gift was harmless, but Dean on the other hand always tried to stop any of your fun, so his 'gift' was more exotic.
"Deany~" you called sweetly, walking to him as you held the box in front of you.
Yes, (Y/n)...?" He sighed turning to you, in his hands a bloody knife he was cleaning off. Seeing the box in your hands, a thousand thoughts zoomed by and knowing you, but the one thing he was sure of, it was for him. So even if he went back to hell you would find him.
"I like you, S-sooo..." You lifted the box closer to him, he gave a little smirk. Maybe you changed and now you were trying to make up for all the times you were a brat. He stabbed the knife into the table and took the box from you, "I handpicked this present for you~" you cooed, making him chuckle. He slowly open to see.
"(Y/n)..." The veins started to pop around his neck and forehead.
"I got it custom made~" giggling as you talked.
"But... What the fuck is it?..." He tried hard to stay calm as he held it with one hand.
"Oh umm..." You put a finger against your lip, "a Elden the Faerie Dragon dildo, cos I know how much you liked fairies..." More veins started to appear, "I got you large with a suction cup so it can stick on walls!" You clapped your hands together as he slowly went red, "and it's colours are faded blue to dark blue on the shaft, while it's a light purple on the base cos I know how you like dark colors."
"That's very sweet and all, but... why did you get me a dragon dildo?" He asked with a forced smile, that just screamed he was done with this already.
"Oh, so you can get prepared for Cas... Duh!" You giggled like a child, Dean's face went completely flushed, losing almost all the anger as it switched between different shades of bright pink.
"Wait... You think I'm fucking C-castiel...? He gulped as he said his name.
"Of course not, sweetie.... He'd be fucking you, you're the bottom." Smiling before there was an awkward cough. You both turned to see Castiel standing in the room.
"Dean, You called... But is that... I don't think I understand..." Castiel said staring at the dildo in amazement. A devious smirk formed on your lips but before you could say anything you were teleported away and now standing in front of Gabriel now.
"Come on, it was about to get juicy," you pouted as you whined.
"I'm looking out for my little brother, wouldn't want you to scare him off," Gabriel said with a huge smirk.
"Cut the bull, typically you'd be all over this...Real reason?" You chuckle before raising an eyebrow.
"And this is why I love you, always catching me, now time for the fun." He said as he snapped his fingers. You two were now in a ceiling vent and right below you was Dean and Castiel talking.The next few hour were spent watching over Dean, as he tried to avoid the question but ultimately failing and telling Castiel everything, Then poor Angel wondering why you had assumed they were mating. Luckily you was with Gabriel, he continued to cover your mouth so your snickering wasn't too loud so you two would've have been caught and skinned.Ah yes, this was one of the best ideas you had in a long time, but it was only the start of it.
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So just a bit of a warning if you're under the age of 18 I will advise you to not look up what the reader purchased Dean. Seriously don't do it, I've already had enough people scarred by the whole "Reading Punishment" chapter and I will not stand for comments about this website. Okay I totally would if they were funny, but that's besides the point.
Also sorry if there's the word 'fuck' randomly thrown in there for no reason I trust my beta reader fully and I wouldn't be surprised if she one day does that. Anyway my beta reader (Panda) apparently really wanted you guys to know the information about the dildo that was purchased so here (Anyone younger than 18 just leave now):
Notes about the dragon dildo (Yes this is necessary!)(don't question me!)
Type/name-Elden the Faerie Dragon.
Size-Large
(in inches)
Diameter of Head. 2.20
Diameter of Shaft. 2.00
Diameter of Knot. 3.80
Usable Length. 10.25
Circumference of Head. 6.00
Circumference of Shaft. 6.25
Circumference of Knot . 10.75
Total Length 11.50
Amount.
Large- $140.00
Firmness(soft shaft, from base)- $15.00
Suction cup- $10.00
Colour (A faded blue to dark blue shaft, with a light purple base.)- $20.00
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Subtotal (excl. shipping): $185.00
Beta Read by Blackflamehound
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