“I need it!” You plead to Sam and Dean in the Impala. “No you don’t.” Dean replied and you groaned as you sunk into the backseat. “Get me some chocolate in her or I swear to Castiel I will key your dear baby.” You hiss while glaring at him. “Try it, I dare you.” Dean laughed out and Sam looked a bit uncomfortable.
You suddenly feel a sharp pain and groan while laying down in the backseat without a seat belt on. “You okay, Y/N?” Sam asked, a bit concerned. “Ya just dandy…if I fucking had chocolate!” You hissed while glaring over at him. “Dean why can’t we just pull into some gas station or something.” Sam started.
“Oh no, she was the one who was so insistent on coming with us on our hunts since she couldn’t stand her old man, so she gets to deal with it.” Dean said while shaking his head. “At least he would’ve gotten me some damn chocolate.” You said while sticking your tongue out at him.
“Fine then, Y/N. Humor me on why on earth I should stop just because you have a sweet tooth and it can’t wait until we get to wherever we need to go?” Dean decided to ask. You growled as another cramp hit you and made you slightly dizzy. “you want to know why?” You asked with a snarky expression.
“Yes, I do. Now why can’t it wait?” He asked. “Well my uterus is tearing itself apart and is bleeding into a little stick device that I have to shove up my vagina so I don’t get blood all over your backseats and because of it I’m having slight contractions which causes major cramps and my hormones are everywhere and I swear to god Dean you get me chocolate or so help me I will dye your hair pink in the middle of the night before keying penises all over this damn Impala, now get me my damn chocolate.” You finally hissed out.
The car was awkwardly silent after that. You waited for a reply and saw Dean gulp. “So will you be needing milk chocolate, white chocolate, dark chocolate, maye something with almonds?” he asked. Needless to say you gt as much chocolate as any human could eat and after that the Winchesters never questioned you when you asked for chocolate.
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Supernatural x Reader Oneshots
FanfictionIMPORTANT UPDATE: This series is being rewritten! The new one is "Reborn - Supernatural/Reader One-Shots". Content is longer and written better. More details found in the last chapter of this book labeled "The End...Or Not?" This is a compilation of...
