Supernatural x Reader Oneshots

CUZ I'M BACK IN BLACK (Supernatural x Reader)

"Back in black, I hit the sack. I've been too long I'm glad to be back~!" You began singing while sliding into the super secret base of the Winchesters. The two boys turned from the couch they had been relaxing on to see you with three bags in your hands.

"Dear god, not this again." Dean groaned while cringing already at what you were about to do. Sam didn't look much better with the slightly annoyed yet subtle amusement on his face.

"Yes, I'm let loose, from the noose!" You shouted before getting an idea, "The rest of this sucks ass to the chorus boys!" You said, hoping they'd join in but you knew they never did.

"'Couse I'm back! Yes, I'm back. Well, I'm back. Yes, I'm back. Well, I'm back, back. Well, I'm back in black. Yes, I'm back in black!" you said as you tore off the beige trench coat that you may or may not have borrowed from a certain angel, to show off the pure black suit you wore underneath.

"Do you really need to sing that every time you come home from shopping?" Sam asked with a loud sigh and you smirked like a kid who just got away with stealing some candy from the cookie bowl. Totally makes sense.

"Hm well, I could always do it normally if you guys wanted." You began and you heard Dean mutter a 'thank you' to the sky, before you finished what you were saying, "But I already know you guys don't like normal so I make all my entrances dynamic!" you said as you threw your hands in the air and Dean let out a loud groan. He was beginning to get sick of your shit. It was hilarious the first twenty-three times but for some reason after that amount it just went downhill and they began to resent it.

"No, we occasionally like normal." Dean tried to reason with you but you just clicked your tongue and waggled your finger in a 'no-no' gesture before walking over to the couch and plopping yourself between the two Winchesters and rested your legs on the coffee table.

"Oh come now, you know you love it." Your laughter rang through the super secret base and you almost didn't notice the familiar 'swooshes swoosh' sound that usually came with a certain angel. Castiel was soon standing in the room, clad in his normal apparel minus one trench coat.

"I came back for my coat." He said in his normal gruff voice and you smirked while pointing to the ground where you threw it. He used some Jedi mind-trick to fling it into his arms, why he even needed to come to the bunker was beyond you. He had magical angel ninja powers of pure awesomeness that he could've used to get that coat. What a weirdo.

"Anyway...did you get the pie?" Dean asked with his eyebrow raised and looking down at your figure as, even sitting down, you were so short compared to him and his brother.

"I'm not like Sam, I always forget the pie." You said while giving him a small nudge on his shoulder. You almost felt a bit bad at the expression on his face. It was so hurt, as though you had betrayed him. You always loved that look.

"I'm just pulling your strings, but I really didn't get the pie. I got ingredients for a pie. I'll whip one up soon, so just sit down and watch some television. Oh, also I forgot to tell you the weirdest thing happened while I was out shopping!" You suddenly said and clapped your hands together as you remembered the little even so clearly.

"Oh, and what would that be?" Sam asked with a small smile, as he clearly found your joke about the pie to be pretty funny. He was the one with the better sense of humor when it came to not getting pie. Pie-less humor you called it.

"Oh well I was just walking around and I saw this weird homeless guy and he somehow magically turned into a dog and just ran right off. He was a cute dog." You said in a dreamy voice, as dogs were the best alongside cats. Animals, in general, were pretty great.

"You saw a what? Where was it?" Dean asked while Sam bolted up alongside his brother and was about to interrogate you.

"Well gosh, I dunno, last I saw him was when I walked by a police station and saw some animal control service wrestling with him into the vehicle. Why?" You asked but by then Sam and Dean were already heading out. Man, those boys could be so strange at times.

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Cuz I'm back in black guys! Hey, it hasn't been a year since my hiatus this time, so there's a good thing! So sorry that I haven't written in the longest. So last year was my senior year and it was so hectic and such then I had a surgery in December, then sometime after that there was a family death. Then after that, I started school once again, so I've been a bit preoccupied. Sorry I was gone for so long, hopefully I'll be able to update occasionally on this (and by that maybe once or fifty times a week?)

This chapter wasn't beta-read as it was a spontanious thing so any errors are my fault and I apologize!