Livy: Hi Ashton
Livy: How's it GOING?
Livy: What the fuck? Why did GOING capitalise? Weird.
Livy: Ashton we're GOING to hook up.
Livy: This is fun.
Ashton: ....Please stop.
Livy: Hey Ashton, only one month until my concert! (And until I hook up with you, ayyyy)
Ashton: It's been a week and you've barely convinced me, ayyyy. Looks like someone, (you), is not getting laid. Terribly sorry. Maybe try Michael?
Livy: You're really hot when you're sarcastic ;) and Ashton baby, I don't want Michael, I want you. Y-O-U.
Ashton: That's very nice, and I kindly decline your offer. No offence.
Ashton: Hey wait a minute, a thought just occurred to me.
Livy: Yeah buddy?
Ashton: How old are you? I could be talking to a twelve year old! Oh no they'll have my ass.
Livy: Ash, calm down! I'm turning twenty in a few days.
Ashton: I'd love to believe you Livy, but you've gotta prove it.
Livy: Fine.
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Ashton: You're um, very nice looking.
Livy: Really? Thank you! Does that give me a higher boost on a possible hookup? ;)
Ashton: Not in the slightest. I've hooked up with girls ten times prettier than you.
Livy: Damn.... Okay.....
Ashton: Fuck, I'm so sorry. I didn't mean it, I swear.
Livy: For the oldest and "wisest" of the band, you're kind of an asshole. Doesn't decrease my interest on hooking up with you ;)
Ashton: You'd be surprised how much I get that. And oh gee, I'm so glad.
Livy: Not gonna lie, your sarcasm turns me on.
Ashton: This is going to be impossible....
Ashton: Anyways. Livy, tell me more about yourself.
Livy: Well, I just finished my second year of college. I'm majoring in business and communications, and minoring in English.
Ashton: That sounds interesting. I really enjoy English, it was my favourite subject.
Livy: I don't want to bore you with all the details of my life, but for music I'm really into old dad-bands, because that's what I grew up with.
Ashton: Example?
Livy: Red Hot Chilli Peppers, Linkin Park, the Misfits, the Wombats, Godsmack, Metallica, Black Sabbath, Avenge Sevenfold, Blink 182, Nine Inch Nails.... I could go on, really.
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Anti-Groupie // Ashton Irwin
Fanfiction"Boys, that's it. We're giving up groupies." "Guys, I'm gonna do it. I'm gonna be a groupie." In which a random follow leads to a strange bet between a band member and a cheeky fan girl.
