Ashton: 10 days :))
Ashton: Livy?? You usually answer back so quickly, where are you?
Livy: Sorry Ash, I don't feel very well. My stomach hurts. :/
Ashton: Aw babe noooo, I'm sorry :(
Livy: Yeah, my organs feel like they're being punched by brass knuckles. It's really fun.
Ashton: Interesting description, but I hope you feel better soon. If it helps, only TEN MORE DAYS :)))
Livy: Oh so you're the one counting down now, eh?
Ashton: What, I can't be excited to see you?
Livy: I'm kidding Ash, I'm excited too, lol but not excited to have my organs carved out by an invisible knife.
Ashton: That sounds like a really deep song lyric, let me write that one doewn.
Ashton: *doewn
Ashton: *DOEWN
Ashton: What the fUCK. *doewn.
Ashton: FUCK I HATE HAVING BIG THUMBS.
Livy: Oh my god I'm dying, and it's from laughter.
Ashton: Ugh when we meet in person I'm going to be so talkative it's a really weird habit whenever I'm nervous I just babble on about stuff.
Livy: I can relate I'm pretty damn talkative too.
Livy: We can piss off the other boys with our talk ;)
Ashton: Wow, even when you're sick you can pull it out of your ass.
Livy: What can I say? It's natural talent.
Ashton: Hey can I ask you some questions??
Livy: Go for it :)
Ashton: Favourite movie, colour, what's your birthday, favourite song, favourite animal, favourite book and favourite subject in school? :)
Livy:
1. Titanic
2. July 25th, 1995
3. At the moment it's "House of Gold," by Twenty One Pilots :D
4. Giraffes :-)
5. A War of Worlds by H.G Wells
6. English of course.
Ashton: Favourite colour?
Livy: Oh that's right. I'd have to say lime green.
Ashton: One more thing.
Livy: Yo.
Ashton: Full name?
Livy: Olivia Charlotte Thorten :)
Ashton: You're Olivia? That's adorable.
Livy: Eh, it's okay I guess :) I like Ashton Fletcher much better.
Ashton: Thank you <3 and one more thing.
Livy: yES Ash?
Ashton: Why giraffes?
Livy: Because they're awkward yet aggressive just like me!
Ashton: Oh my god you're so cute.
Livy: Cute as in adorable cute?
Ashton: No. Cute as in I could fuck you all day cute.
Ashton: Wait fuck I probably shouldn't have said that.
Ashton: Fuckcockshitnipples.
Livy: Ashton it's fine, omg.
Ashton: I'm such a fuckup :(
Livy: You're not a fuckup. Don't ever call yourself that again. Understand?
Ashton: Understood.
Livy: It's chill. I'm a fuckup too.
Ashton: Wow that's not even hypocritical! How are you even a fuckup?
Livy: You've been right all along. Groupies are sad. I'm basically begging you to hookup with me. I'm pathetic.
Ashton: It's not like that anymore Livy.
Livy: I don't understand....
Ashton: I'm telling you that you're not sad or pathetic. You're an amazing smart, lovely, beautiful girl and I'm glad I DMed you, okay?
Livy: You think I'm lovely? And smart? And amazing???
Ashton: Yes, of course :))
Livy: Ugh. FUCK. I'm going to die, my stomach hurts so bad :((
Ashton: Just imagine I'm there and we're wrapped in a blanket on the couch with my arms around your waist watching Titanic and drinking hot cocoa <3
Livy: Oh my god you're so cute Ash :)
Ashton: I'm even cuter in person ;)
Livy: What does that suggest? ;)
Ashton: It suggests that I'm cuter in person?
Livy: You're such a pain in the butt Irwin.
Ashton: You love me ;)
Livy: Ash I hate to cut you off but my pain meds are making me so tired and I have to sleep.
Ashton: Sleep tight princess <3
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Anti-Groupie // Ashton Irwin
Fanfiction"Boys, that's it. We're giving up groupies." "Guys, I'm gonna do it. I'm gonna be a groupie." In which a random follow leads to a strange bet between a band member and a cheeky fan girl.
