Ashton: Guys. Listen up.
Calum: What?
Luke: ^^
Michael ^^
Ashton: So I followed this girl on Twitter, and we started talking. Her name is Livy.
Michael: She a groupie??
Ashton: Sort of? It's hard to explain.
Calum: She hot?
Ashton: Yeah, I suppose you could say she's kinda hot. She's nice too. And smart.
Calum: Ohhhhh, Ash has got the hots for a groupie!
Luke: Don't fall for it Ash, I bet she's only looking for a sugar daddy.
Ashton: Luke what the fuck. No, I don't have the hots for her! But she does want to hook up.
Calum: I can't judge until I see a picture.
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Calum: Holy shit.
Michael: Damn boy, maybe I should follow spree more often.
Ashton: I'm not hooking up with her.
Luke: Ashton what the hell? How could you not??
Ashton: I told you all last week, I'm over that lifestyle.
Calum: You're such a pussy. Can we get more details on her?
Ashton: Sure, I screenshotted the chat.
Michael: You're such a girl Ashton.
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Michael: She likes Metallica? I think I'm hard.
Luke: And The Misfits, damn. Ashton are you at least going to meet her? Is she coming to our show?
Ashton: Yeah, the one in LA. And I don't know if I'm going to meet her.
Calum: It'd be a crime if you didn't. She's sexy as fuck.
Ashton: She's really sexual though. She always does these winking faces when we text, and she's always trying to make me hard.
Michael: Oh, I get it. You guys are like internet fuck-buddies!
Ashton: No! I don't want to hook up with her. We have a deal. If I can convince her that being a groupie is bad, I get to unfollow and block her on everything. And if she wins, and proves groupies are important and beneficial, I'll hook up with her.
Calum: This is getting too complicated, imma go make a toastie.
*Calum left the chat*
Michael: I think it's a banging plan mate. You pretend to lose the bet so you get sex!
Ashton: I don't want to have sex with her! From now one, I'm only having sex with a woman I love. And I don't love her, as rude as it sounds. She's pretty, but not really my type.
Luke: Damn.
Michael: That's what they all say.
Luke: I can't wait to see this all go down.
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Anti-Groupie // Ashton Irwin
Fanfiction"Boys, that's it. We're giving up groupies." "Guys, I'm gonna do it. I'm gonna be a groupie." In which a random follow leads to a strange bet between a band member and a cheeky fan girl.
