Michael: Hello. Are you Livy?
Livy: WHATTHEFUCK MICHAEL WHAT HOW DO YOU KNOW ME IM CRHRHEBSN WHEN DID YOU FOLLOW ME WHAT.
Michael: Ashton told me about you.
Livy: Ashton talks about me???
Michael: Yeah, sometimes lmao.
Livy: Omg. What does he say?
Michael: Not important.
Livy: Ugh. So why did you DM me?
Michael: I was just wondering what you were like, since Ash talks about you so much. Are you really a groupie?
Livy: Yes. Why does it matter to you?
Michael: I wanted to ask you a question.
Livy: Well don't wait, ask me.
Michael: I was thinking instead of you hooking up with Ash at the show.... Maybe you could hook up with me? ;)
Livy: Wow. Um, holy shit. I'm flattered at the offer Mikey but unfortunately I am Ashton's groupie only. Strict rules.
Michael: Fine. But it's your loss. And don't expect to convince Ashton any time soon. He's pretty stubborn.
Livy: That's precisely why I'm taking up the challenge :)
Michael: Didn't you make a bet with Ash?
Livy: I did.
Michael: I'll make a bet with you, but you have to agree to it.
Livy: What's the bet?
Michael: I'll make sure Ashton agrees with your little groupie argument thingy so you can get with him but on one condition.
Livy: What is it?
Michael: You have to give me a quick blowjob after the concert ;) nobody will know, I don't have to tell them. Just one blowjob.
Livy: Why me??
Michael: Because you're hot as fuck ;)
Livy: Now I get why Ashton hates that emoji.
Michael: Be honest. Are you one-hundred percent positive that you're going to convince him before the show?
Livy: Well.... Maybe he'll agree.... I'm not positive of course.
Michael: Exactly. I can help you, but you know, I need something beneficial out of it.
Livy: What about all the other groupies lined up at your hotel bedroom door? Can't they suck your dick?
Michael: You're the hottest baby ;)
Livy: Fine. But I'm only blowing you for five minutes and that's final.
Michael: Deal. Don't worry, I'll make it fun ;)
Livy: I'm only doing this for Ashton. Get it?
Michael: Got it.
Livy: This is so weird. I don't know anything about you? Well yes I do, because I'm a fan, but you know what I mean.
Michael: We can text each other,
Just like you text Ashton.
Livy: You know what? I don't really want to suck your dick, Michael Clifford. I'm saying that in the nicest way possible. I want to hook up with Ashton and Ashton only. I don't need your help convincing him either.
Michael: Bad choice. But I'm not a psycho and I'm not going to force you to suck my dick. I'm not sorry though.
Livy: Don't be sorry. I bet your dick is big.
Michael: It is, wanna see?
Livy: Not really, not offence.
Michael: I was joking.
Livy: What? I have to go, Ash just texted me ;)
Michael: Goodbye Livy, good chat.
*read at 11:27 pm*
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Anti-Groupie // Ashton Irwin
Fanfiction"Boys, that's it. We're giving up groupies." "Guys, I'm gonna do it. I'm gonna be a groupie." In which a random follow leads to a strange bet between a band member and a cheeky fan girl.
