Ashton: Livy? Hi it's Ash.
Livy: This is Livy's father.... What the fuck do you want with my daughter you creep??
Ashton: Oops! Sorry I thought this was Livy I'm very sorry and I think she's very pretty and sweet, nothing bad I promise I'm sorry, I'm sorry!
Livy: Ash! I'm kidding oh my god it was me calm down!
Ashton: I hate you.
Livy: Do you think I'm pretty?
Ashton: Yes, but doesn't everyone?
Livy: No? Just like how not everyone thinks you're pretty? (But I do) :D
Ashton: Well in that case yes. I think you're pretty.
Livy: Thank you Ashton, I'm honestly flattered :))
Ashton: Oh, a double smile smiley face eh?
Livy: That's riiiight :))
Ashton: That's a lot of smiles.
Livy: Fuck yeah it is.
Ashton: So what are you doing right now?
Livy: That's such a generic question.
Ashton: Hey I'm just wondering!
Livy: Well if you're really that curious, I'm in bed watching a movie.
Ashton: That's not too bad.
Livy: Without pants ;)
Ashton: I saw it coming.
Livy: In 14 days you will ;)
Ashton: Jesus Livy do you have a "dirty phrases" dictionary lying around or something??
Livy: Nope, It's all up in my head.
Ashton: Thought so.
Livy: So what are you doing right now?
Ashton: Honestly the same thing as you. I'm in bed watching Netflix.
Livy: Pics?
Ashton: If you insist.
*attachment: one image*
Livy: Shirtless, eh?
Ashton: I guess?
Livy: ;)
Ashton: Your turn to send a picture :)
Livy: If you insist Irwin.
*attachment: one image*
Ashton: Um. Wow. Wow okay wowowow. Shirtless?
Livy: I'm not shirtless? It's a flannel and I have a bra underneath ;)
Ashton: You look so fucking hot.
Ashton: I mean.
Ashton: You look nice.
Livy: Wow. Um, okay, thank you :)
Ashton: Wait I have another question about our debate topic.
Livy: Shoot.
Ashton: Do groupies.... Like, I don't know.... Send nudes?
Livy: They can ;) why?
Ashton: I was just wondering. No reason really.
Livy: Do you ever get nudes from groupies?
Ashton: No, because I never ask for them.
Livy: Can I ask you a honest question?
Ashton: Sure?
Livy: Did you get turned on by the picture I just sent you?
Ashton: Um. I mean, you were wearing an unbuttoned flannel with a bra underneath so yes I suppose I did.
Livy: Trust me it's much better in person ;)
Ashton: Fuck Livy, don't do that to me.
Livy: Do what? :)
Ashton: You know. Tease me.
Livy: I didn't realise you wanted me, Ashton Irwin :)
Ashton: I don't I was kidding.
Livy: Why the fuck you lyin? Why you always lyin?
Ashton: Stop that.
Livy: Mmm oh my god. STOP FUCKIN LYIN.
Ashton: I'm not! I don't want you.
Livy: Are you saying you don't find me attractive?
Ashton: No! Well I just- I mean- fuck you're so confusing.
Livy: That's what I'm here for :))
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Anti-Groupie // Ashton Irwin
Fanfiction"Boys, that's it. We're giving up groupies." "Guys, I'm gonna do it. I'm gonna be a groupie." In which a random follow leads to a strange bet between a band member and a cheeky fan girl.
