Michael: Lads, we all here?
Calum: Present.
Luke: Sí Señor.
Michael: Where's Ashton?
Calum: I'll add him.
*Calum added Ashton to the group chat*
Ashton: What.
Michael: Awww look who decided to show up?
Ashton: Michael I'm literally in the other room, what is it?
Luke: Ashy's got a cruuuush ;) ;) ;)
Ashton: What the hell are you talking about?
Calum: Oh yeah! Livy. I like her, she's a nice chick.
Luke: I agree she's pretty cool.
Ashton: Why is everybody talking to my
Ashton: I didn't mean to send that^^
Michael: Your what, Ash?
Luke: Your soon-to-be friend with benefits?
Ashton: Do not say that.
Michael: Sorry, soon-to-be girlfriend.
Ashton: God I fucking hate everybody.
Calum: I haaaaate everybody! (Did you guys see what I did there?)
Ashton: I'm leaving this chat.
Michael: Ash at least consider doing something with her after the show? She's a pretty girl, she's got a lot of potential ;)
Ashton: Can I not be friends with her???
Michael: Well if you're not going to hook up with her than can I?
Ashton: What the fuck? No!
Calum: Well Ash, it seems a bit strange when you supposedly don't want to hook up with her, but you won't let Michael?
Ashton: Why does everything have to be about hooking up? And why with her? Yes she's gorgeous, but still. Give it a rest for fucks sake.
Michael: Awww, love's got you all flustered :,) how cute!
Ashton: You all make me want to rip my testicles out and replace them with rusty barbed wire.
Calum: Oh clever, I'll put that in the book of insults.
Ashton: Why am I here again?
Luke: Oh can we ask questions about her???
Ashton: Livy?
Michael: The babe ;)
Ashton: Don't call her that.
Michael: The hottie?
Ashton: No.
Calum: Oh, what about- "your future groupie? ;)
Ashton: Are you being serious right now?? Wow.
Luke: C'mon Ash we just want the truth :)
Ashton: You want the "truth?" Fine. You'll get the truth. The truth is, I'll fuck her, okay? I'm going to meet her backstage and fuck her and then go back to my hotel room and fuck her brains out even more. Now ARE YOU GUYS FUCKING HAPPY?
*Ashton has left the chat*
Calum: I think we made him mad?
Luke: No shit.
Michael: I have to go guys, I've got things to do :)
Luke: Like sticking your fingers into the almost-empty vegemite jar and licking them clean afterwards?
Michael: Fuck off that was one time.
Calum: One time that you were actually caught ;)
Michael: Jesus Christ goodbye you assholes.
*Michael has left the chat*
Luke: Wanna go do what I just said Michael would?
Calum: Hell yes.
[Goodnight guys I hope you're all enjoying the story so far! Please comment and vote I love your feedback, tysm!]
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Anti-Groupie // Ashton Irwin
Fanfiction"Boys, that's it. We're giving up groupies." "Guys, I'm gonna do it. I'm gonna be a groupie." In which a random follow leads to a strange bet between a band member and a cheeky fan girl.
