Michael: Hey assholes. Listen up.
Luke: I'm listening. Where's Ash?
Michael: I didn't put him in this chat for a reason.
Luke: Ohhh, are we gonna talk smack about him? Because yesterday he stole my Doritos and burped in my face and I was pissed about that.
Michael: No you fucking accident. Where's Calum?
Calum: Just finished with some stuff ;)) what's up?
Michael: Jesus and they say I'm easy.
Calum: What can I say? Girls be sexy.
Michael: We need to talk about Ashton.
Calum: What about him?
Michael: You know how he's been texting that girl? The one on Twitter?
Calum: The hot babe with the nice rack?
Luke: Ew Calum.
Michael: Shut up Luke and yeah, that girl.
Calum: What about her?
Michael: Her and Ash have a deal....
Luke: We know. What about it?
Michael: If she can convince him that groupies are beneficial, then he'll hook up with her. If he convinces her that groupies are demonic, then they don't hook up, I don't even know.
Calum: Your point?
Michael: I don't know. Do you think he'll do it?
Calum: Well he's easy so maybe. But then again, when he makes a promise or commitment he keeps it. So who knows?
Michael: Hm. Okay.
Luke: Mikey why do you care??
Michael: I just wanted your opinion to see if he would do it, okay?
Calum: I'm warning you Michael, stay out of Ashton's business. Don't get into that shit.
Michael: I wasn't?
Luke: This is boring. I'm going to make a vegemite sandwich.
Calum: I'll join you on that.
*Calum and Luke have left the chat*
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Anti-Groupie // Ashton Irwin
Fanfiction"Boys, that's it. We're giving up groupies." "Guys, I'm gonna do it. I'm gonna be a groupie." In which a random follow leads to a strange bet between a band member and a cheeky fan girl.
