Livy: 14 days until the concert!
Ashton: Let me guess: "And 14 days until I hook up with you!"
Livy: Don't deny it ;)
Ashton: Access DENIED.
Livy: Meanie :((
Ashton: Sorry :(
Ashton: Listen Livy, I've been thinking.
Livy: Holy shit, you really are going to hook up with me??
Ashton: Let me finish! I've been thinking that maybe I should slide out of your DM's and into your contacts list instead.
Livy: Oh shit, really? No kidding Ash, thanks a lot! :)
Ashton: Even though we're not on the same page for everything, we can still text. I trust you.
Livy: It's about time you trust me, I mean you're going to be hooking up with me in 14 days.
Ashton: Annnnd she's back.
Livy: *flips hair* You love me ;)
Ashton: You wish ;)
Livy: Ashton a winky face? I'm truly shocked.
Ashton: A winky face doesn't always have to be sexual, you know.
Livy: Ashton it doesn't work like that buddy. This :) is not the same as this ;) wayyyy different dude.
Ashton: I do what I want I'm punk rock ;) ;) ;)
Livy: Please let that phrase die I'm begging you.
Ashton: It was so iconic though, it's what got us famous.
Livy: No Ash that's not what happened omg.
Ashton: Suuuure, okay. AND I HAVE AN ARGUMENT.
Livy: Oh good! I have one too.
Ashton: So I don't think you should be a groupie because you have so much more potential, I mean you're pretty, nice, and smart so you could entice a band member without even having to hook up with them.
Livy: Wait. Hold up one second. Ashton Irwin did you just call me pretty? And enticing? :))
Ashton: I didn't mean it like that, I just meant like, generally!
Livy: Well thank you for the thought anyways. And I mean I have a job and it's not like I get paid to hook up with band members. (Remember I haven't hooked up with any yet).
Ashton: "yet."
Livy: And I know what I'm capable of, but haven't you ever thought about how fun it is? The thrill of sneaking away from friends and hooking up with a band member?
Ashton: But what if the band member is like- I don't know, bad at sex?
Livy: Ashton do you really think girls give a FLYING FUCK how well you're sexually performing? And are you trying to tell me you're bad at sex?
Ashton: No! I'm good at it.
Livy: How good? ;)
Ashton: You'll fine out soon enough ;)
Livy: WHAT
Ashton: SORRY THAT WAS LUKE I'M SORRY.
Livy: BUDDY YOU GAVE ME A FUCKING HEART ATTACK DON'T DO THAT.
Ashton: I'm sorry, I'm sorry!
Livy: Dude it's fine I was kidding :)
Ashton: I'll tell Luke to stop being a cheeky little shit and stealing my phone. You know what? Hold on, let me text you now.
Livy: Okay okay hold on, and holy shIT I'M GETTING YOUR NUMBER.
Ashton: It's just me Livy.
Livy: Do you forget you're famous sometimes?
Ashton: Yeah, actually I do.
[Double update because I love you guys <3]
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Anti-Groupie // Ashton Irwin
Fanfiction"Boys, that's it. We're giving up groupies." "Guys, I'm gonna do it. I'm gonna be a groupie." In which a random follow leads to a strange bet between a band member and a cheeky fan girl.
