Phan OneShots

Meet The Parents

Dan stared at the mirror adjusting his tie nervously and then ruffling his hair for the hundreth time in the evening. Today was the day he was going to meet Phil's parents for the first time.

Suddenly Phil appeared behind him wrapping his arms around Dan's waist his chin resting on Dan's shoulder.

"There is no need to be nervous Dan" he said kissing his neck.

Dan drew in a breath as his neck was a sensitive spot.

"But what if they don't like me"

"Don't worry Dan. They will love you"

"You think so?"

"I know so" Phil said with a smile and kissed Dan.

Dan smiled at Phil and leaned in to kiss him again.

They kissed for a while. Phil took a look at his watch.

"We still have some time left. We can put it to good use"

Without warning Phil's lips attacked Dan's neck at first softly kissing which turned into sucking and nibbling at various spots. Dan gripped Phil's hair as he let out low moans. Phil stopped only when a loud obnoxious sound echoed through the room.

Phil answered the phone.

"Oh yeah mom. We are on the way. Sure okay bye. Love you"

Phil looked at Dan standing his arms crossed.

"I thought we had 'time' " Dan said.

"I lied okay"

"Jesus Christ Phil. What impression would I make if I would be late"

"Sorry. And it's okay they won't mind"

Dan sighed and went into the living room at took a look in the mirror. His neck littered with a fresh marks.

"Oh my god" Dan yelled.

"What?" Phil said rushing in.

"My neck is covered in hickeys"

"Wait let me help." Phil said adjusting Dan's collar. "There you go they won't see it"

"Are you sure?" Dan asked nervously.

"Positive"

"You shouldn't have given me hickeys right now" Dan said biting his lip.

"They wouldn't even notice" Phil assured him.

"I hope so" Dan said still not convinced.

"Let's go then. Shall we?" Phil said.

"No wait. The bottle of wine where is it?" Dan asked panicking a little.

"Calm down. I took it outside."

"Whew" Dan said. "Okay let's go then"

Phil took Dan's hand his other hand carrying the bottle of wine. They got into the taxi that was waiting for them.

Throughout the entire ride Dan was fidgeting and was very anxious. No amount of kisses from Phil seemed to calm him down. He wished he was as confident as Phil was when he had net Dan's parents last week and charmed the pants off them. It was so easy for Phil. He could only hope it would go as smooth as it went with Phil and his parents.

When they finally reached the home Dan was very jumpy. The steady grip of Phil's hand was the only thing keeping him stable.

Phil rang the doorbell twice and seconds later the door opened to reveal Phil's mum. The moment she saw Phil she pulled him into a big hug and dragged him in. Phil was still holding Dan's hand and he awkwardly followed them.