• Autocorrect •
5:59 AM
Sunday, December 13th
You: its 5am wake up
Patrick: It's 2AM here. Make me sleep.
You: no
You: 😊
Patrick: Why?
You: bc i dont want to
Patrick: 😕
You: hey mister just bc you already know how to use emojis doesnt mean you should use it against me
Patrick: Sorry.
You: fun fact: today is taylor swifts birthday
Patrick: Are you a stalker or something?
You: no its natural for someone to know that :)))))))))
Patrick: Oh.
You: lung
Patrick: What?
You: lung
Patrick: I seriously don't get it.
You: so you mean you don't get lungs
You: what a loser
You: youre a hand :)))))
Patrick: and youre an idiot lololol
You: PATRICK VAUGHN STUMP DID YOU JUST ANSWER BACK AT ME
Patrick: Pete stole my phone. Sorry, again.
You: u sure
Patrick: I swear.
You: very well then
6:57 AM
Patrick: Are you awake?
Patrick: Because I need to show you something.
Patrick: (Y/N)?
Patrick: Wake up!
Patrick: I won't stop until you reply.
Patrick: IT'S 3AM AND I'M TRYING TO TEXT YOU AND YOU WERE ALREADY AWAKE LIKE AN HOUR AGO PLEASE DON'T SLEEP
Patrick: Ugh. Fine.
You: my phone is dying bc of u
You: what did you need to show me?
Patrick: Okay. I have a joke.
You: not again
Patrick: Why can't you hear a Pterodactyl go to the restroom?
You: .....
Patrick: Because the 'p' is silent.
You: OATRICK TF
You: i cant even explain
Patrick: Who's Oatrick?
You: my phone autocorrected that sorry
Patrick: I'm not a bowl of oats.
You: ofc you arent. youre a teddy bear.
Patrick: Yay!
You: MY teddy bear :) cant share with pete sorry
Patrick: lol no
You: TF
Patrick: Pete took my phone out of my hands when he saw that.
You: wait is he reading everything???
You: hai peet
Patrick: hai (Y/N)
You: hai peet
Patrick: hai (Y/N)
You: is this going on forever
Patrick: ey patrick went to the restroom so im going to turn autocorrect on and lets see how it works out
You: k peet bye
7:12 AM
Patrick: EYYO
Patrick: Oh no! Sorry, I was going to write EYYO
Patrick: What the peanutbrittlesandwiches?
Patrick: No, wait I was trying to say peanutbrittlesandwiches
Patrick: MY PHONE IS MAKING LOVE WITH ME
Patrick: What? I meant MAKING LOVE WITH ME
You: OH MY GOD
Patrick: Something is up with my phone.
You: AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Patrick: HELP ME!
You: youre stuck like that forever :)))
Patrick: NOOOOO!
YOU ARE READING
Patrick Stump Imagines
Fanficbook one • 101 dramatic, fluffy, happy, or weird imagines about the one and only patrick vaughn stump. because patrick is an angel and everybody loves him. continued in book two! (sequel is out: patrick stump imagines deux !!) [completed 2016]
